[ Human Resource Center @ UofNO ] New Orleans, Louisiana
TAPED: Jun. 26, 2009
AIRED: Jul. 09, 2009
EPISODE: Almost Live 01
(FADEIN: The streets of New Orleans the day before WFW:NE Almost Live. They're bustling, sure, but in a passive way. The camera then cuts to the scene right this moment. Thousands of fans lined up cheering and drinking. Some fans have beads. A bevy of beauties are walking up and down the sidewalks passing out WFW:NE t-shirts as the camera cuts to the Almost Live logo!)
(CUTTO: BRANDON JACOBS & JONATHAN MARX are standing in the middle of the street, with a horde of passionate WFW:NE fans surrounding them, eager to watch the New ERA begin. Several screens are set up all over Bourbon Street where spectators can watch the action from the arena.)
JACOBS: "Welcome everyone to New Orleans! Jonathan Marx and I are live on Bourbon Street where the main event will be happening and we'll be sending you to action for the rest of the show at the Human Performance Center at the Lakefront Arena! Tonight marks the beginning of a brand New ERA for WFW which means the return of Almost Live and a brand new color commentator team."
MARX: "Thanks Brandon, I'm kind of excited to see who the new head man in charge has choose to replace Vic Waters after he went to LVW and signed an exclusive deal during our financial troubles after the downturn in the economy. Quite frankly, I'm glad to finally be rid of the lush. He was only hired in the first place because Zack Sirus was an even bigger pain in the ass than he was. Doc Silver was ready to throw a party when he left because of all the wisecracks Sirius was making and he helped us land a deal with Vic."
JACOBS: "I heard the color commentator tryouts were so extensive, even Minion took at shot at it himself before deciding to come back to the ring."
MARX: "It is a great gig if you can get it, you get to travel and see the world, the big money paycheck, but you don't have go into the ring and put mileage on your body."
JACOBS: "The insanity in WFW has been pretty intense over the years. Whether you are in a wrestling match or a pier six brawl, the wrestlers here in World's Finest Wrestling: the New ERA have built up their reputation for giving their all out there in their pursuit of the gold."
MARX: "I don't really want to wait any longer to find out who the head honcho in charge has chosen."
JACOBS: "Neither do I, let me take out the sealed envelope and let’s find out who it is..."
(Jacobs rips open the sealed envelope and pulls out the letter.)
JACOBS: "You got to be kidding me..."
MARX: "Who is it?"
JACOBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, our new color commentator for Almost Live.... "NOT" VIC WATERS!"
(Someone with Vic Water's build wearing a Santo mask walks in, carrying a Poland Spring Bottle with the word "NOT" written on the label.)
MARX: "Vic, you are god damn weasel, you have an exclusive LVW deal."
MASKED MAN: "I am Not Vic Waters."
MARX: "And that is NOT Poland Spring Water you are drinking I bet..."
"NOT" WATERS: "Yes, and that is the god's honest truth..."
MARX: "With all the color commentators that applied, what makes you qualified to beat out all of those other guys?"
"NOT" WATERS: "What I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me an asset when I'm on your side, but a nightmare for people like you."
JACOBS: "You sold out your soul to the devil didn't you?"
"NOT" WATERS: "God and the devil are two sides of the same coin. Time will tell which it is. I'm not even sure yet, but it is obvious by my presence that he must love you to hire me to be in your presence."
MARX: "Or despises us with a passion..."
"NOT" WATERS: "It could be worse. Zack Sirius could have returned. Heaven won't take him and hell is afraid he'd take over. Don't worry, I'll be heavily intoxicated."
(Not Vic takes a swig out of his NOT Poland Spring water bottle.)
MARX: "Good point. Welcome back sir..."
JACOBS: "When we come back from this commercial, we will be done with these shenanigans and we'll start running down the card. STAY TUNED~!"
JACOBS: "And we are back from commercial break..."
MARX: "That Transformers commercial interruption seemed odd."
JACOBS: "There must have been some problems with the satellite. Still some bugs need to be worked out post merger."
"NOT" WATERS: "It is the first time both the WFW and NEW production people have worked together. Someone simply must have gotten their wires crossed."
JACOBS: "We have a really good show tonight, it is only four matches, but it is four matches of greatness. We have the promising debut of GAMMA-O verses Minion making his return to the ring after being forced to retire after he ran through a wall at Edison Field in the BAD World Heavyweight championship defense, we have Golem taking on the "Greenhorn" Jeff Jorgenson, we have a tag team match that has exploded featuring King Krusher's return from his self imposed retirement with his old school yet younger partner Tyler Houston teaming up to take on Marx's former stable mate John Doe and the always eccentric Peter File, and last but not least, Felix Red is putting up the WFW World Heavyweight championship against Jared Wells and Psycho in a Falls Count Anywhere on Bourbon Street..."
MARX: "Where do you even start with this show?"
JACOBS: "How about GAMMA-O? After what happened at the Superbowl, you took that long mysterious sabbatical to Japan, you helped to train him over there."
MARX: "I think he is going to be very good. I hope that I can do for him what my teachers did for me. "
"NOT" WATERS: "You want to expand on that anymore? Like why you should show such an interest in that kid when WFW was falling to pieces..."
MARX: "All I'll say is this, he is definitely the real deal."
JACOBS: "Can he stop Minion though? Minion, although he has mellowed out considerably since his injuries forced him retire, was the same man who ran through a won to hold onto his title. Minion still wants to make an impact tonight his return and I have a feeling he is going to take it out on this young rookie."
MARX: "I don't doubt it, but GAMMA-O is man enough to take it. He is going to have an uphill battle beating the veteran Minion though, we will see."
JACOBS: "Our next match on the show is Jeff Jorgenson verses Golem... the classic tale of a grizzled veteran in Golem taking on the youngster in Jeff Jorgenson..."
"NOT" WATERS: "Golem has some rust on him which he is going to need to shake off from his three years out of the ring while the more energetic Jorgenson has been working his way through the indies."
MARX: "Golem seems more focused than he has been in years. It seems like the time off has rejuvenated him."
JACOBS: "Should be interesting to see how that turns out, our next match has stirred up a lot of interest, King Krusher is teaming with Tyler Houston in his return against the eccentric Peter File and his partner John Doe."
MARX: "I don't know if it is something in the water, but Krusher is another veteran like Golem who has come out firing on all cylinders right out of the gate. Tyler Houston has a lot of promise here in WFW:NE and he can learn a lot from Krusher."
"NOT" WATERS: "When NEW first started, Peter File came out of the gate like gang busters and for awhile looked like a future New ERA World Heavyweight champion, he had a couple of setbacks, but it looks like he is finally turning everything around. Plus, he has a former member of DREDD by his side in John Doe who caused a lot of chaos with his run with my fellow broadcast colleague."
MARX: "Doe and I had a lot of fun causing a lot of chaos, but now that I have retired to the booth, it is his time to go out there and shine and show the world why I choose him to be by my side for as long as he was. He could become one of the all-time greats if he simply put his mind to it."
JACOBS: "And last but not least..."
(The street lights begin to flicker on and off on Bourbon Street.)
MARX: "We are having some odd technical issues tonight."
"NOT" WATERS: "This is all very strange..."
JACOBS: "Well, getting back to what I was saying, and last but not least, our main event of the evening is Felix Red putting up his title in a Falls Count Anywhere on Bourbon Street match against the former BAD World Heavyweight champion Jared Wells and the former WFW World Heavyweight champion Psycho."
MARX: "For the first time since their break up, LOVE is going to square off against each other in a sanctioned match and with the title being on the line, the stakes don't get any higher than that."
"NOT" WATERS: "These guys have scores to settle amongst themselves. L.O.V.E. Which featured Felix Red, Anarky, Jared Wells, and Psycho was a pretty rag tag group and it is amazing they got along as well as they did together for so long."
JACOBS: "They all had the common goal, to wreak chaos and destruction in their pursuit to take over the league."
"NOT" WATERS: "But as time went on, they each started to develop their own following with the fans."
MARX: "You can say what you want about WFW:NE, but these fans appreciate toughness and all three have it in spades. I have a feeling we are in for one hell of a main event."
JACOBS: "The time for talk is done, let’s send this down to the ring for our first match of the evening, Minion is going to go one on one with GAMMA-O."
(CUTTO: Inside the Human Performance Center at the Lakefront Arena. The lineup flickers on screen.)
Minion vs. GAMMA-O
(CUEUP: "Puritama" by Dimmu Dorgin. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. GAMMA-O comes out wearing a Mephisto mask to a mixed reaction from the crowd. He walks confidently down to the ring.)
LINKS: "This first match is scheduled for one fall .. and has a 20 minute time limit! Introducing first…from Osaka, Japan, weighing in at 235 pound and standing tall at six foot one, GAMMA-O~!"
"NOT" WATERS: "WAIT A SECOND, THAT IS THE MAN WHO HELPED OLD JONATHAN MARX ESCAPE WITH MANSON! SAME BUILD, SAME HEIGHT AND HE WAS WEARING THAT MASK TOO! Who the hell is he Jonathan?"
MARX:"He always wore a mask around me while I was training him and I didn't ask. His essence seemed familiar though like I've known him forever."
(GAMMA-O climbs the turnbuckle takes off his Mephisto mask to reveal his GAMMA-O mask underneath. CUEUP: "Where Boys Fear to Tread" by The Smashing Pumpkins. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. Minion slowly walks down to the ring with a bag of pill in his hand.)
LINKS: "And his opponent.."
(Someone jumps the guardrail and blindside Minion.)
JACOBS: "WHAT THE... GOLEM JUST CAME OUT OF THE CROWD BLINDSIDED MINION WITH A CHAIR! GOLEM IS GRABBING MINION'S HAPPY PILLS AND HE IS HEADING TO THE BACK!"
LINKS: "..from New York, New York, the former BAD World Heavyweight champion, MINION!"
"NOT" WATERS: "Minion is not going to be happy about this..."
JACOBS:"Minion starts crawling towards the back and he reaches out his arm and is yelling for Golem to bring back his pills... HERE COMES GAMMA-O! HE GRABS MINION BY THE HAIR AND THROWS HIM INTO THE RING!"
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GAMMA-O quickly went to work on distracted Minion taking him down with a variety of judo submission holds including a knee bar to try to take him out of his game to start the match. Minion however gained his composure and got to the ropes. When the ref forced GAMMA-O to break, Minion grabbed him by the mask and used him to pull him through the ropes to the outside. An infuriated Minion finally snapped on GAMMA-O punching him with a flurry of rights. The ref went to the outside to regain some control but both men knocked him down and he bumped his head on the stairs. Minion pulled up the mats at ringside, lifted up GAMMA-O and for a second, it looked like his knee was going to buckled from kneebar earlier in the match. Minion somehow managed to recover through and hit a dazed GAMMA-O a powerbomb right on the concrete. Minion then stopped for a second and looked down at GAMMA-O and checked to see if he is okay. Minion rolled the referee in and then rolled in a barely conscious GAMMA-O. Minion got a long two and a half on GAMMA-O before he channeled his best Doc Silver and kicked out. Minion rattled by the kickout and Golem stealing his pills earlier in the match then went after the ref. GAMMA-O managed to get himself up and waistlock him from behind and delivered a german suplex where Minion landed right on his head. Minion tried to get up but GAMMA-O kicked him in the gut hit him with Sweet Dreams Stunner to a loud insanely loud ovation from the crowd. GAMMA-O covered him and got the pinfall in his debut.
WINNER: GAMMA-O via pinfall after hitting the Sweet Dreams Stunner at 9:15.
(CUEUP: "Puritama" by Dimmu Dorgin.)
MARX: "GAMMA-O calls his version of Sweet Dream Stunner the Dead Silence."
"NOT" WATERS: "I have no idea what to make of this guy, he seemed like he was channeling both Manson and Doc Silver out there tonight, but he looked damn impressive, I'll give him that."
JACOBS:"Minion might have won this match if it wasn't for Golem. After his pills were taken before the match, he lost his concentration and while he had moments where he was able to focus, he kept on losing it."
MARX: "Minion was making so much progress. He looked like a future world title contender. He needs to figure out what is going on in his head though before he can take that next step."
JACOBS: "It is now time for Golem vs. Jeff Jorgenson..."
"NOT" WATERS: "Golem hasn't even had his first match back yet and already he is causing trouble."
MARX: "Golem is making up for lost time."
"NOT" WATERS: "Jeff Jorgenson now knows what he is dealing with, it will be interesting to see if this changes the way he deal with this match."
JACOBS: "There is only way to find out, let’s send this one to the ring..."
(CUTTO: Back inside the HPC at the Lakefront Arena. The ring announcer steps to the center of the ring and gets ready as the lineup flashes on screen.)
Golem vs. Jeff Jorgenson
(CUEUP: "Any Way You Want It" by Journey. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. Jeff "Greenhorn" Jorgenson comes to the cheer of the crowd slapping hands as he sprints down to the ring.)
LINKS: "Introducing first, from Merrow, Connecticut, weighing in at 170 pounds and standing at 5'8, making his WFW:NE debut here tonight, JEFF "GREENHORN" JORGENSON~!"
"NOT" WATERS: "He is a little fellow, isn't he?"
MARX: "Small in size, but big in heart..."
(CUEUP: "The Day The World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. Golem comes down to a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd.)
"NOT" WATERS: "I think some of the fans are upset that Golem stole Minion's stash along with Jorgenson being a nauseating upbeat guy naturally. The fans eat that sort of stuff up."
LINKS: "And his opponent, from Death Valley, weighing in at 238 pounds and standing at six feet tall... GOLEM!"
MARX: "Golem has a big smile on his face, he is eating up this crowd reaction and walks to the middle of the ring to meet Jorgenson face to face."
(SFX: Bell rings.)
Golem utilized his size advantage early on with Jorgenson to trap him in the corner and hit him with several discus elbows right to the face. Jorgenson using his quickness managed to escape and hit a dropkick to the back of the knee to try to knock him down to size. Jorgenson began working over the leg and dragged him to the center of the ring before going up to the top rope and hitting a moonsault driving both of his legs onto the injured leg of Golem. Jorgenson attempted to go for a figure four, but Golem countered with a small package which got a quick two count. Golem got up quickly and when Jorgenson charged in, Golem ducked down, caught him and dropped back and hit him with a stungun right onto the top rope. A winded Jorgenson began gasping for air and Golem went right after him, picking him up for the hangman and holding him there until he finally hit the neckbreaker. Golem went for the pin but Jorgenson managed to get his foot on the ropes. Golem then dragged Jorgenson to the center of the ring. Golem picked up Jorgenson for a backdrop driver but because of Golem's knee and Jorgenson's momentum, Jorgenson managed to escaped and busted out a victory roll which got a two and three quarters count. Golem's knee was still hurt so Jorgenson took advantage of the situation and locked in the figure four leglock which did further damage to Golem's knee. Golem refused to submit though so Jorgenson broke the hold and hit him with a snap suplex. Jorgenson was headed for the top rope when Minion who was being held back by security finally broke through to the displeasure of Jorgenson. Golem managed his way up to his feet and began egging Minion on who wanted his pills back, Minion hesitated for a second before he decked Golem who was leaning into the punch and the referee called for the bell awarding Golem the match via disqualification and then immediately rolled out of the ring and exited through the crowd. An upset Jorgenson yelled at the Minion, and Minion realizing what Golem had made him do, hanged his head and walked to the back.
WINNER: Golem via disqualification after being sucker punched by Minion at 10:23.
(SFX: "I'm sorry Dave, I'm Afraid I can't do that." CUEUP: "The Day The World Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails.)
MARX: "Wait, wasn't that a sound clip from 2001: A Space Odyssey before Golem's theme played?"
"NOT" WATERS: "I didn't hear anything."
JACOBS: "I definitely heard something too. What the hell is going on tonight?"
"NOT" WATERS: "I don't know, but what I do know is that Golem played Minion like a fiddle and with Jorgenson up on the top rope, he didn't have time to get back down and break up what was going on."
MARX: "That was very clever, but a very cheap win by Golem. Jorgenson got royally screwed on that one and Golem managed to push Minion a bit farther towards the breaking point."
JACOBS: "Minion better get his happy pills back soon, he is going to need them the way tonight has gone."
MARX: "Jorgenson is going to get his revenge on both of these guys sooner or later for what happened here tonight. I don't know if he wanted to really get in the middle of this feud, but he is right now."
JACOBS: "Folks, we have to talk a commercial break, when we comeback, it is time for our co-main event, King Krusher & Tyler Houston teaming up to take on Peter File & John Doe, STAY TUNED!"
JACOBS: "We are back and it is time for..."
(A sexy female streaker runs across the street with a big "H" on her stomach, with the seven second delay, they managed to digitally blur the out nudity.)
"NOT" WATERS: "What the hell is going on tonight, have we been invaded by Gremlins?"
MARX: "I wouldn't mind feeding on her after midnight."
"NOT" WATERS: "She was quite an attractive lass wasn't she... New Orleans is a wild town and this has been a crazy night and it is only going to get crazier as the night goes on."
JACOBS: "Speaking of wild, it is time for a tag team match which might tear down the house as King Krusher and Tyler Houston take on Peter File and John Doe. Let's send this one down to ringside!"
(CUTTO: Ringside. The lineup comes on screen, but begins to fizzle away.)
King Krusher & Tyler Houston vs. John Doe & Peter File
(CUEUP: "Who Said" by Planet Funk. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. John Doe comes down to a mixed reaction from the crowd.)
LINKS: "Introducing first, from the first team, from Parts Unknown, weighing in at 210 pounds and standing at 6'1, a former member of DREDD, JOHN DOE!"
(CUEUP: "Ready To Roll" by Jet Black Stare. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. Tyler Houston comes down to the cheers from the crowd.)
LINKS: "And the first member of the second team, from Lincoln, Nebraska, weighing in at 249 pounds and standing at 6'4, TYLER HOUSTON!"
(CUEUP: "Fuck The Pain Away" by Peaches. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. Peter File crawls down to the ring to the heavy boos from the crowd.)
MARX: "We are going to have to put a ban on the crawling, if this was a bigger building, we'd have to add thirty minutes to the show."
LINKS: "And now, John Doe's partner, from New Haven, Connecticut, weighing in at 225 pounds and standing at 6'4, "THE SULTAN" PETER FILE!"
(CUEUP: "N.W.O." by Ministry. The lights in the arena dim as the pyro goes off in the ring. King Krusher comes down to a loud roar by the fans.)
LINKS: "And last but not least, the man making his return to the ring after several years away, from Chicago, Illinois, a former Mr. Vicious Champion, weighing in at 273 pounds and standing at 6'4, KING KRUSHER!
JACOBS: "THE FANS ARE STANDING TO GIVE KING KRUSHER A STANDING OVATION! Krusher is asking for the microphone, Tyler Houston stands off to the side to let Krusher have his moment in the spotlight..."
KRUSHER: "Thank you. Thank you all. It's friggin' great to be back!! And in one of my favorite cities in the world, the Big Easy!! (crowd pops big) God bless you, New Orleans! Now I don't want to spend too much time up here flapping my gums and getting cheap pops, I just wanted to say that it is a thrill and an honor to be competing here in WFW:NE and I'm going to do my best to put in 110% every time I step in this ring and...OOOF!!"
JACOBS: "JOHN DOE AND PETER FILE ATTACK KING KRUSHER FROM BEHIND! Peter File picks up the microphone and DRILLS IT RIGHT INTO HIS HEAD BUSTING HIM OPEN!"
"NOT" WATERS: "King Krusher again starting where he left off!"
MARX: "He is really bleeding a gusher. Tyler Houston comes to his add but King Krusher is back on his feet and he is insisting on starting the match."
(SFX: The bell rings.)
JACOBS: "There is the bell and this one is underway, King Krusher charges Peter File who apparently is starting the matches and starts unloading on him in the corner with a series of right hands."
MARX: "Peter File is getting rocked!"
CROWD: "KRUSHER! KRUSHER! KRUSHER!"
JACOBS: "PETER FILE HITS HIM IN THE CHEST WITH A KNEE LIFT AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH A HURRICANRANA!"
"NOT" WATERS: "Very sweet move."
JACOBS: "Peter File locks in a rear chinlock around the neck of Krusher. He is trying to cut off the air on the bleeding Krusher."
MARX: "Krusher is already getting lightheaded from the blood loss. This is just making things worse."
(All of a sudden, a laser image appears in the middle of the ring in the form of a red "A.")
JACOBS: "What is that on the ring?"
MARX: "Someone needs to get security up there. Someone is obviously trying to make a conceded effort interrupt tonight's show."
"NOT" WATERS: "Do you think this has a tie into the streaker with the H on her chest?"
MARX: "Hmm. Whoever this jokester is spelling out HA, it isn't funny."
(All of a sudden, as quick as it came, the image disappears.)
JACOBS: "Let’s get back to the match, maybe if we stop acknowledging these things, they will stop happening."
MARX: "I sincerely hope so."
JACOBS: "Peter File is really wrenching it in but Krusher is trying to use his legs to pull himself and File towards the ropes."
"NOT" WATERS: "Come on File, don't let him get to the ropes!"
JACOBS: "KRUSHER EXTENDS THE LEG... HE GOT THE VERY TIP OF HIS BOOT UNDER THE ROPE AND THE REF IS ORDERING THE BREAK!"
MARX: "Peter File is not happy, but he is letting go of the hold."
JACOBS: "He has to. He doesn't want to risk getting disqualified. King Krusher is using the ropes to try to get himself back up.... PETER FILE HITS HIM WITH UPPER CUTS TO BACK HIM AWAY FROM THE ROPES!"
MARX: "It is all about ring positioning. If you want to cause the maximum amount of damage, you need to have your opponent in the middle of the ring."
"NOT" WATERS: "You have to know where you are in the ring at all times."
JACOBS: "PETER FILE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES AND HE HITS A REVERSE BULLDOG ON KRUSHER! Peter File hooks the leg and goes for the pinfall, the ref goes down to count! 1---- 2-------- KRUSHER GETS THE SHOULDER UP!"
MARX: "Even though it is early, Peter File though he had him stunned enough to try to go for the pinfall."
"NOT" WATERS: "He saw his chance, and he took it."
JACOBS: "Peter File irish whips King Krusher into his corner... AND JOHN DOE IS GRABBING THE ARMS OF KRUSHER TO KEEP HIM FROM ESCAPING!"
MARX: "Good tag team work by Doe & File right here."
JACOBS: "PETER FILE CHARGES IN WITH A SPLASH IN THE CORNER BUT KRUSHER ELBOWS DOE IN THE FACE AND HE LOSES HIS GRIP AND FILE GOES CHEST FIRST INTO THE TURNBUCKLE AND FALLS DOWN DOUBLED OVER! King Krusher falls to his knees on the mat and while Doe is still standing, he has been dazed by the elbow."
MARX: "The question is, can King Krusher make it to his corner in time to tag in Houston before File or Doe can do anything about it?"
CROWD: "HOUSTON! HOUSTON! HOUSTON!"
JACOBS: "Krusher is slowly crawling towards his corner, with the blood dripping off his face and he is trying to reach out desperately to make the tag.... KING KRUSHER REACHES.... DOE BUST PAST THE REF AND DIVES AND HE GRABS THE FEET OF KRUSHER! Doe pulls Krusher back to the center of the ring to the massive boos of the crowd."
MARX: "Doe isn't even the legal man right now!"
JACOBS: "Doe is arguing, but the referee is forcing Doe out of the ring... KRUSHER IS CRAWLING TOWARDS HIS CORNER AND HE TAGS IN TYLER HOUSTON!"
"NOT" WATERS: "The ref is still busy with Doe, he didn't see it!"
JACOBS: "File is getting up.... TYLER HOUSTON DROPKICKS HIM SQUARE ON THE CHEST AND FILE GOES DOWN AGAIN! This crowd is going crazy for Houston!"
MARX: "He is showing a lot of fire out there."
JACOBS: "Tyler Houston goes to the outside.... SLINGSHOT SPLASH RIGHT ONTO THE CHEST OF FILE! Tyler Houston goes for a pinfall!"
MARX: "Peter File looks out of it!"
JACOBS: "John Doe tells the referee to look around and now he is telling Tyler Houston to get out of the ring. Tyler Houston is arguing with the referee that he tagged in King Krusher but the ref is waving it off."
MARX: "Tyler Houston was so obsessed with going after Peter File, he didn't even see that the ref was being distracted by Houston."
JACOBS: "DOE RUNS IN AND HE GRABS KRUSHER BY THE HAIR AND HE WHIPS HIM OFF THE ROPES.... HE HITS HIM WITH THE AMNESIA ATTACK DRIVING THE ELBOW RIGHT TO THE THROAT OF KRUSHER! Now Doe is dragging File as the ref is scolding Tyler back into his corner..."
"NOT" WATERS: "Doe is one devious bastard, I could grow to love him."
MARX: "There was a reason I wanted him by my side. He was willing to do anything it took to win."
JACOBS: "DOE IS TELLING THE REF TO FINISH UP WITH TYLER AND THE REF GOES BACK TO DOING HIS JOB! Doe is stretching his arm out to File and a winded file reaches up.... JOHN DOE HAS BEEN TAGGED IN AND THE REF SEES IT THIS TIME!"
MARX: "Krusher can't even catch a break tonight."
CROWD: "KRUSHER! KRUSHER! KRUSHER!"
JACOBS: "Doe picks up King Krusher.... he is calling for a second Amnesia Attack!"
MARX: "I've never known anyone who has been able to take two of these and been able to pull out a victory. It is like having your brains scrambled."
"NOT" WATERS: "I'm surprised Krusher can see at all with all that blood in his eyes... "
JACOBS: "DOE IRISH WHIPS KRUSHER OFF THE ROPES... KRUSHER DUCKS DOWN AND MISSES THE ELBOW TO THE THROAT AND HE BOUNCES OFF THE ROPES.... KRUSHER HITS HIM WITH THE RUNNING SHOULDER BLOCK!"
MARX: "Now it is merely a contest to see which man can get to their corner first."
"NOT" WATERS: "Peter File hasn't taken the beating that Krusher has, but all of the attacks have been to the same place and he still needs time to recover before he gets back in. Doe has to make a choice where he can step up like a good tag team partner in File's moment in need or if the team may better off with whatever Peter File has left in the tank."
MARX: "Peter File put up one hell of a fight tonight. He has really proven himself to me out there."
JACOBS: "Krusher is slowly crawling to his corner... DOE IS TRYING TO REACH FOR THE LEGS OF KRUSHER.... KRUSHER DIVES AND FINALLY HE TAGS IN HOUSTON TO A MASSIVE POP FROM THE CROWD!"
MARX: "Here we go!"
JACOBS: "Doe gets up... HOUSTON HITS HIM WITH AN INVERTED ATOMIC DROP AND DOE IS FEELING EVERY BIT OF THAT SENSATION GO RIGHT UP HIS SPINE!"
"NOT" WATERS: "Whenever I see that move, it makes me cringe. One of the most painful moves in all of wrestling."
JACOBS: "Houston grabs Doe... HE IS CALLING FOR THE Grounded (High Angle Double Arm Swinging DDT)! He lifts Doe up... HE HITS IT! TYLER HOUSTON IS GONG FOR THE PINFALL AND THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT!"
MARX: "File is ready is to jump in there!"
JACOBS: "THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT! 1-------- 2------ PETER FILE JUST BREAKS UP THE PINFALL IN TIME!"
"NOT" WATERS: "Peter File won't let his team lose this match. He is putting the waiting of everything on his shoulders, consequences to himself be damned."
JACOBS: "Peter File gets up... TYLER HOUSTON CLOTHESLINES HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE! KING KRUSHER RUNS IN! HE PICKS UP JOHN DOE... HE HITS HIM WITH SLINGSHOT BRAINBUSTER OFF THE ROPES AND DOE LANDS ON HIS HEAD! Krusher falls to the mat in exhaustion and Tyler Houston hooks the leg to make the pinfall! THE REF GOES DOWN TO MAKE THE COUNT! 1--------- 2------- 3!"
CROWD: "KRUSHER! KRUSHER! KRUSHER!"
LINKS: "The winners of the match... THE TAG TEAM OF TYLER HOUSTON AND KING KRUSHER!"
MARX: "These two worked as a tag team phenomenally and while King Krusher's debut after so many years out of the ring was one of the major stories out of tonight, you can't say anything but good things about the future of Tyler Houston in WFW:NE. He has a ton of potential and he wrestled out there like he had been wrestling for the last twenty years."
"NOT" WATERS: "I hate to say it, but even I was impressed by Houston. He stepped it up and when Krusher was bleeding like a pig and taking a beating, he was right there to step up to help him like a good tag team partner should."
JACOBS: "Folks, I don't know how we are going to top that one, but we are going to try. Coming up next, Felix Red will put up the WFW World Heavyweight championship against Jared Wells and Psycho, RIGHT HERE ON BOURBON STREET! STAY TUNED!"
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