[ DCU Center ] Worcester, Massachusetts



PRESENTS ....

TAPED: Mar. 20, 2011
AIRED: Mar. 24, 2011
SEASON 1: BattleBRAWL 3

JULIUS: "For the love of God!"

TRIPP: "But Cruise holds onto the top rope! He manages to slide back into the ring!"

NEWMAN: "But Astros is right there … and he drives the knees into the side of Cruise's head."

JULIUS: "There's nothing in there to knock sense out of."

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment has Jonathan Marx in the corner .. and Fanatic joins him .. they're taking turns driving the boots into the Gentleman's midsection."

JULIUS: "Those two are finally working together?!"

NEWMAN: "Astros grabs Cruise and brings him to the rest of the action .. but Mr. Entertainment veers out of the corner and meets him! Astros tosses Cruise at Entertainment… but Mr. E swipes Cruise aside .. AND NOW ASTROS AND ENTERTAINMENT EXCHANGE BLOWS IN THE CENTER OF THE RING!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic has Jonathan Marx strewn out across the top rope … and he's trying to shoulder him out!"

JULIUS: "Where's Brandon Jacobs when you need him, amirite?"

NEWMAN: "Astros and Entertainment rocking each other back and forth .. and finally Astros gets the upperhand! He has Entertainment in a side headlock … but Entertainment pushes him off and into the ropes! Astros returns … and Entertainment takes him down with the drop toehold! The former WHADATT champion floats over and locks on the front facelock!"

TRIPP: "Cameron Cruise is up .. and he's making his way to Fanatic and Marx!"

JULIUS: "Cruise dropped down and nutshotted Fanatic! This is why he should just jump over the top rope and eliminate himself right now."

CROWD: "TEN …. NINE …"

JULIUS: "Right … now."

CROWD: "SIX … FIVE …"

NEWMAN: "Cruise turns Fanatic around … belly-to-belly suplex sends Fanatic crashing into Entertainment and Astros! The front facelock is broken!"

CROWD: "THREE … TWO … ONE!"

(SFX: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT~! "Dopethrone" by Electric Wizard is followed by heavy fog.)

JULIUS: "What a great position for the Druid!"

NEWMAN: "The Druid enters at number 9!"

(The Druid walks to the ring surrounded by his acolytes.)

TRIPP: "Wait a minute!! He can't bring them to the ring!"

NEWMAN: "Here come the officials! They're trying to get the Druid to send his followers to the back .. but Druid ignores them! He walks straight to the ring!"

JULIUS: "And look in the ring! Astros .. Entertainment .. Marx … they're all standing there watching to see what those followers do!"

NEWMAN: "The Druid pushing through the officials with his followers intact!"

JULIUS: "He's going to come in with them and clean house!"

TRIPP: "EVEN MORE OFFICIALS POURING OUT FROM THE BACK!"

NEWMAN: "Cameron Cruise runs up from behind Jonathan Marx … AND HE RUSHES HIM INTO THE ROPES!"

TRIPP: "But Marx braces himself! Donovan Astros and Entertainment now fighting in the middle of the ring!"

JULIUS: "Cruise tried to take out Marx .. but wasn't able to get the job done."

NEWMAN: "Meanwhile the Druid and his followers inch towards the ring!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic! Fanatic is up and he's heading to the top!"

NEWMAN: "With Astros and Entertainment trading blows in the middle of the ring .. Fanatic has an easy target!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic perched on top .. but Cruise just sent Marx to the ropes!"

(SFX: Groan.)

JULIUS: "And Marx caused Fanatic to lose his balance and land precariously on the top turnbuckle pad!"

NEWMAN: "Marx on the way back .. AND CRUISE WITH THE FLYING FOREARM TAKES DOWN THE FORMER WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION!"

TRIPP: "Astros drops Entertainment to the mat with a fireman's carry.. and he sees Fanatic resting on the top turnbuckle!"

JULIUS: "I wouldn't exactly call that resting, Tripp."

NEWMAN: "Donovan Astros runs to the corner … AND HE's GOING UP WITH FANATIC!"

JULIUS: "Oh no .. this could go terribly wrong."

TRIPP: "Astros hooking the arm of Fanatic – BUT HERE COMES CAMERON CRUISE!"

JULIUS: "No!! He has to ruin everything!"

TRIPP: "CRUISE CHARGES THE ROPES!"

(SFX: Loud groans!)

TRIPP: "AND BOTH MEN LOSE THEIR FOOTING AND HIT THE TURNBUCKLE PAD!"

JULIUS: "They're sitting face to face on the top."

NEWMAN: "Cameron Cruise .. he races to the corner for the kill!"

TRIPP: "What is he doing?!"

NEWMAN: "CRUISE IS CLIMBING THE ROPES NOW!"

(SFX: "N! E! W!" chants.)

NEWMAN: "CRUISE STANDS ASTROS UP…."

(SFX: Orgasm!)

TRIPP: "MY GOD!"

NEWMAN: "CAMERON CRUISE HOOKED THE HEAD OF ASTROS AND HIT AN INVERTED SUPERPLEX!!"

JULIUS: "And he's heading back for Fanatic!"

NEWMAN: "CRUISE CLIMBS TO THE TOP AGAIN AND HOOKS FANATIC!"

(SFX: POPOPOP!)

TRIPP: "MR. ENTERTAINMENT RACED OVER THERE AND GRABBED CRUISE FROM BEHIND! CRUISE AND FANATIC ARE DOWN!"

(The camera split screens and shows Entertainment grab Cruise from behind as Cruise hooked Fanatic.)

NEWMAN: "Cameron Cruise brought Fanatic up and over for the superplex .. and in the process set himself up for Entertainment to catch him with the crucifix powerbomb!! Cruise, Fanatic and Donovan Astros are all out in the middle of the ring!"

JULIUS: "THE DRUID IS IN THE RING!"

TRIPP: "But the officials have managed to keep the acolytes out .. and now the Druid is yelling for them to go around!"

NEWMAN: "MARX IS CREEPING UP BEHIND THE DRUID!"

JULIUS: "The Druid is so focused on getting his followers into the ring that he doesn't see Marx!"

NEWMAN: "BUT MR. ENTERTAINMENT GRABS MARX … NECKBREAKER!"

JULIUS: "Marx was so focused on the Druid … that he didn't see Mr. Entertainment…"

NEWMAN: "AND NOW MR. ENTERTAINMENT LOCKS ON THE DRUID …."

(SFX: HUGE POP!)

TRIPP: "ENTERTAINMENT DUMPS THE DRUID OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!"

LINKS: "The Druid has been eliminated!"

NEWMAN: "And just like that the Druid is out!"

JULIUS: "He should have left them in the back.. or maybe he should have not smoked three bowls before coming out tonight."

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment stands alone in the ring .. and we're about to see who drew #10!"

CROWD: "TEN … NINE .."

JULIUS: "Only two people remain .. and we all know who the favorite is."

CROWD: "SIX .. FIVE.."

(As half the crowd counts down to the buzzer, a large contingent of fans begin a "MONSTER'D!" chant.)

CROWD: "TWO … ONE!"

(SFX: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT~! The huge pop is met by disappointment as "Dogs of War" by Pink Floyd hits. Jason Payne pushes through the mess in the aisle on his way to the ring.)

JULIUS: "That means Chaos has the last number!"

NEWMAN: "Jason Payne making his way to the ring .. AND HE RUNS RIGHT INTO THE DRUID!"

JULIUS: "And the Druid is none too happy about being tossed over the top by Mr. Entertainment!"

TRIPP: "Payne slides into – NO! THE DRUID JUST GRABBED HIM AND YANKED HIM BACK OUT! The Druid and Jason Payne are fighting on the arena floor!"

NEWMAN: "Payne pulled out of the ring before he could even get in .. and he doubles Payne over…"

(SFX: Huge pop!)

NEWMAN: "HASHEESHIAN PILEDRIVER ONTO THE ARENA FLOOR!!"

TRIPP: "The officials now grabbing the Druid and escorting him to the back! But he's already done his damage!"

JULIUS: "Payne has made it to the final three each of the last two BattleBRAWLs … but I don't think he'll be that lucky this year!"

NEWMAN: "Jonathan Marx being scooped off the mat by Mr. Entertainment … and Entertainment brings him to the ropes!"

JULIUS: "Donovan Astros is back up .. and he grabs Cameron Cruise!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic still on the mat .. and he entered at number one!"

JULIUS: "Yes, but the number two entrant looks to be in better shape right now!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment trying to shove Marx over the top .. BUT MARX WITH AN ELBOW TO THE FOREHEAD! Entertainment drops Marx .. and now Marx grabs onto the head of Mr. Entertainment.. AND HE THROWS HIM OVER THE TOP!"

JULIUS: "BUT ENTERTAINMENT IS HOLDING ON!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment is upside down on the outside! All Marx has to do is push him over!"

NEWMAN: "Jonathan Marx takes a few steps back … AND GOES IN WITH THE BASEBALL SLIDE!"

(SFX: POP!)

NEWMAN: "ENTERTAINMENT PUSHED HIMSELF UP TO THE SECOND ROPE AND MARX SLIDES OUT OF THE RING AND CRASHES TO THE ARENA FLOOR!"

JULIUS: "Him and Payne can have a tea party down there."

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment finally managing to push himself back over the top .. and he turns .. SUPERKICK BY CAMER—NOO!!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment ducks at the last minute … and he drops Cruise with a single leg takedown!"

JULIUS: "Here we go!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment has Cruise's legs hooked!"

TRIPP: "He's going to send him flying over the top!"

NEWMAN: "ENTERTAINMENT SENDS CRUISE FLYING … AND CRUISE HITS THE TOP ROPE! THAT's ENTERTAINMENT! THAT's ENTERTAINMENT!"

JULIUS: "Cameron Cruise is out!!"

TRIPP: "On the mat .. not of the match!"

JULIUS: "No shit, Sherlock. Anyone with a set of eyes can see that."

CROWD: "TEN … NINE .."

(SFX: "MONSTER'D!" chants bellow throughout the arena.)

JULIUS: "We all know who is left!"

NEWMAN: "The seven foot tall giant is about to make his presence felt here at BattleBRAWL 3.. and he was blessed with good luck by picking the last number!"

CROWD: "TWO … ONE!"

(SFX: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT~! "MONSTER'D" chants hit a fever pitch as Chaos steps through the curtain.)

JULIUS: "I can't even hear myself think!"

TRIPP: "Unsurprising."

JULIUS: "What??"

TRIPP: "Nothing.. nothing.."

NEWMAN: "Chaos .. whose ass is supposedly the most wanted in New ERA .. on his way to the ring .. and he stops to assist Jason Payne into the ring!"

JULIUS: "Payne finally getting to his feet .. and Chaos was the welcoming committee."

TRIPP: "One of these men will be our BattleBRAWL champion … and bank a shot at the New ERA Championship!"

JULIUS: "Donovan Astros is still in there! I'm telling you .. he's going to win."

NEWMAN: "All of our picks are still in there.. and right about now, Chaos is looking real good."

TRIPP: "Thank you!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos grabs Jason Payne by the head … and he winds up!"

JULIUS: "But Fanatic grabs the hand of Chaos!"

TRIPP: "Uh-oh!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos shoots his stare right into Fanatic .. and he releases Payne! Chaos and Fanatic are standing face to chest!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic may have entered at number one .. but he's not going to win this thing if he tries to go head to head with Chaos."

(SFX: "MONSTER'D!" chants!)

TRIPP: "Fanatic with some quick kicks to the torso of Chaos .. BUT CHAOS JUST SHOVES HIM TO THE MAT!"

JULIUS: "I can't bear to look .. tell me when it's over."

TRIPP: "Chaos with the chokehold on Fanatic and lifts him high in the air!"

NEWMAN: "But Fanatic with the rake of the eyes and Chaos drops him!"

(The countdown clock begins on the big screens.)

NEWMAN: "What the hell??"

JULIUS: "Everyone's already entered. LaRoque should hire competent people."

TRIPP: "The countdown clock seems to be malfunctioning but that's not stopping anyone in the ring right now."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic on his feet and crawls underneath the legs of Chaos."

TRIPP: "Fanatic goes behind Chaos …. BUT JASON PAYNE GRABS HIM! PAYNE HOOKS THE LEG AND BRINGS HIM UP IN THE AIR!"

JULIUS: "The Dog of War has him!"

(SFX: BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT~! Commotion amongst the crowd as Larry Tact runs from the curtains!)

NEWMAN: "LARRY TACT IS RACING TO THE RING!"

JULIUS: "LARRY TACT IS IN THE BATTLEBRAWL RUMBLE!!! The TACT LEGACY won't be stopped!"

TRIPP: "Payne … NO! LARRY TACT JUST PUSHED FANATIC OFF THE SHOULDER OF JASON PAYNE!"

(SFX: Gasp!)

TRIPP: "LARRY TACT GRABS JASON PAYNE … AND HE BRINGS HIM OVER THE TOP ROPE TO THE ARENA FLOOR!! LARRY TACT JUST ELIMINATED THE DOG OF WAR!"

LINKS: "Jason Payne has been eliminated!"

NEWMAN: "Larry Tact has entered the BattleBRAWL rumble .. and took out Jason Payne!"

TRIPP: "Larry Tact steps into the ring … and now he and Fanatic double team Chaos!"

JULIUS: "This is what Tact was hinting at earlier tonight!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic and Tact send Chaos to the ropes … AND HIT HIM WITH THE DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!"

TRIPP: "Jonathan Marx has slid back into the ring .. and he goes straight after Mr. Entertainment!"

JULIUS: "The former World Heavyweight champion looking to get some revenge against New ERA's most entertaining superstar!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment and Jonathan Marx lock up .. and they're struggling for control!"

TRIPP: "Marx with a shot to the gut and he goes behind with the armbar.."

NEWMAN: "Marx inching closer to the ropes …."

(SFX: POP!)

JULIUS: "YES!"

NEWMAN: "DONOVAN ASTROS CHARGES FROM BEHIND AND DUMPS BOTH ENTERTAINMENT AND JONATHAN MARX OVER THE TOP ROPE!!!"

JULIUS: "Astros has sewn this up!"

NEWMAN: "BUT ENTERTAINMENT HELD ONTO THE TOP ROPE!!"

JULIUS: "He's a wiley one!"

TRIPP: "The former World Heavyweight champion hits the floor! Jonathan Marx is out!"

LINKS: "Jonathan Marx has been eliminated!"

JULIUS: "Astros only hearing Marx's name .. and he turns back around and watches as Entertainment skins the cat!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment back in .. and Donovan Astros charges! ASTROS SPEARS ENTERTAINMENT THROUGH THE MIDDLE ROPES AND THEY BOTH GO TO THE OUTSIDE!"

JULIUS: "He's not out! They went through the middle!"

NEWMAN: "Astros and Mr. Entertainment on the outside .. Chaos is still being double teamed by Larry Tact and Fanatic … and here comes Cameron Cruise to join in!"

TRIPP: "Cameron Cruise spins Larry Tact around and starts poking him in the chest!"

JULIUS: "I don't think Cruise is too happy that Tact has entered himself into tonight's affair."

TRIPP: "Cruise really blowing a gasket right now.."

(SFX: SLAP~! Crowd oooo's.)

TRIPP: "And Cameron Cruise just slapped Larry Tact across the face!!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic saw it!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic kicks Chaos in the head and he grabs Cruise and sends him chest first into the corner!"

JULIUS: "Cruise picked a fight with the wrong duo!"

NEWMAN: "Larry Tact holding his face in his hand … and he's pointing for Fanatic to put Cruise on top!"

JULIUS: "Larry Tact is in the ring and he's directing Fanatic!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic slamming the head of Cameron Cruise into the top turnbuckle pad … AND HE SETS HIM UP ON THE TOP ROPE!"

TRIPP: "Tact now .. he's motioning for Fanatic to get rid of Cruise!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC CLIMBS TO THE TOP WITH CAMERON CRUISE! The Crippler tries to get some shots in .. but Fanatic slams the forearm into his jaw!"

JULIUS: "Both men are standing on the top rope!!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC HOOKS …………. SUPERPLEX TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!"

TRIPP: "FANATIC HITS THE MAT …. BUT CAMERON CRUISE CRASHES TO THE FLOOR!!"

LINKS: "Cameron Cruise has been eliminated!"

JULIUS: "Finally!!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic getting to his feet …. CHAOS JUST TOOK LARRY TACT's HEAD OFF!!"

NEWMAN: "Larry Tact was walking to Fanatic.. and Chaos struck from behind with the charging boot! Larry Tact down on the mat!"

JULIUS: "Not for long!!"

NEWMAN: "CHAOS HOOKS TACT…. AND HE BRINGS HIM UP!!"

TRIPP: "MY GOD! POWERBOMB!! POWERBOMB!! TACT IS OUT!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos with the powerbomb over the top rope and Larry Tact lands on the arena floor neck first!!"

(SFX: "MONSTER'D!" chants!)

LINKS: "Larry Tact has been eliminated!"

JULIUS: "Look at Fanatic! Fanatic charges Chaos and drills him in the face with a forearm shot! Chaos is rocked!"

NEWMAN: "We are down to the final four!! Mr. Entertainment and Donovan Astros starting to stir on the arena floor after Astros speared the former WHADATT champion out of the ring .. and Fanatic and the seven-foot tall MONSTER, Chaos!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic wailing away! Fanatic stepping up and avenging his older brother's vicious elimination by Chaos!"

NEWMAN: "Donovan Astros has Mr. Entertainment and rolls him into the ring!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic trying to get Chaos down.."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic with a standing spinning crescent kick … and Chaos falls back into the ropes!"

TRIPP: "Donovan Astros pushes Entertainment into the ropes … and drills him in the small of the back! He crosses Entertainment's arms .. hooks the waist… AZTECAN SUPLEX!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic with another spinning crescent kick … and Chaos against the ropes again!"

JULIUS: "Chaos needs to get away from the ropes before Fanatic sends him flying over!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic charges at Chaos … CROSSBODY – BUT CHAOS CATCHES HIM!!"

(SFX: "MONSTER'D!" chants!)

NEWMAN: "CHAOS RUNS INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING AND CRUSHES FANATIC WITH THE RUNNING POWERSLAM!"

TRIPP: "Donovan Astros is right on his tail, though! Chaos on his knees .. and Astros drives the boot into his head!"

JULIUS: "Astros moving from target to target like a pro."

NEWMAN: "Chaos grabs Astros and brings him to the mat … CHAOS DRIVING THOSE BOULDER-FISTS INTO THE FACE OF THE EPW TELEVISION CHAMPION!!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment back on his feet .. he gains a full head of steam … AND FLIPS OVER CHAOS!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment grabbing the head of Chaos and snapping it back!! Mr. Entertainment stands in the middle of the ring!"

(SFX: Massive jeers!)

JULIUS: "Entertainment entered at #2 and right now he is the only man on his feet!"

TRIPP: "Donovan Astros getting back up now .. but Mr. Entertainment is there! Entertainment sends Astros into the ropes … Astros back … AND ENTERTAINMENT SENDS HIM UP AND OVER!"

NEWMAN: "And Astros crashes on top of Chaos!"

JULIUS: "Taking out two birds with one stone."

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment throws his hands in the air as the crowd pelts him with jeers…"

(SFX: HUGEPOP!)

JULIUS: "CHAOS IS GETTING TO HIS FEET!"

NEWMAN: "The big man on his feet! And here comes Mr. Entertainment! Entertainment charges …"

(SFX: "MONSTER'D!" chants.)

NEWMAN: "AND CHAOS WITH A BIG BOOT SENDS ENTERTAINMENT FLYING!"

JULIUS: "Uh-oh."

TRIPP: "Fanatic is up .. and Chaos sends him flying with a boot to the face!"

NEWMAN: "Donovan Astros' turn … AND CHAOS CLOBBERS HIM WITH A HUGE CLOTHESLINE!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment and Fanatic have to be worn out … and Chaos knows it! Chaos grabs Fanatic!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos has Fanatic and he brings him to the ropes!"

JULIUS: "Bye, bye Fanatic!"

NEWMAN: "No! Chaos … CHAOS TIES FANATIC's ARMS IN THE ROPES! Fanatic is helpless!"

JULIUS: "And Chaos is going to town!"

TRIPP: "Chaos with vicious body shots! Fanatic can't protect himself!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos now has Entertainment … AND HE CHOKESLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!"

JULIUS: "Good God!"

TRIPP: "ASTROS CHOKESLAMMED!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos taking control of this rumble .. and he returns back to Fanatic!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic gritting his teeth as Chaos holds the big boot against his throat!"

(SFX: "MONSTER'D!" chants.)

JULIUS: "And we know what the fans want… they want more carnage."

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment and Donovan Astros slowly rising … BUT CHAOS TAKES THEM DOWN WITH A DOUBLE CLOTHESLINE!"

TRIPP: "But not down for long!"

NEWMAN: "Chaos grabs Astros off the mat .. and sends him crashing into the corner …. Chaos picks up speed … AND SPLASHES ASTROS IN THE CORNER!"

JULIUS: "The EPW Television champion falls to the apron with a thud."

NEWMAN: "ENTERTAINMENT's TURN …. AND HE GETS SPLASHED AS WELL!"

TRIPP: "Chaos … Chaos .. Chaos just gave Mr. Entertainment the single finger salute!"

JULIUS: "Entertainment had a great run!"

TRIPP: "Chaos turns to the body of Astros .. and he gives him the finger as well!"

NEWMAN: "Where is Chaos going?!"

TRIPP: "Chaos walks over to Fanatic! Chaos grabs the jaw of the Elite Enigma … AND SMACKS HIM BEFORE GIVING HIM THE FINGER, TOO!"

JULIUS: "CHAOS IS STEPPING OVER THE TOP ROPE!"

(SFX: The "MONSTER'D!" chants slowly die down as the fans seem confused.)

TRIPP: "CHAOS JUST HOPPED OFF THE APRON AND ELIMINATED HIMSELF!"

LINKS: "Chaos has been eliminated!"

NEWMAN: "What the hell is going on here?!"

JULIUS: "Chaos doesn't need to win this thing to get his shot at the New ERA Championship .. and I think he just let everyone know!"

TRIPP: "Chaos walking away from the ring with a huge smile on his face .. and the fans here at the DCU Center sending him off with a huge reaction!"

JULIUS: "Chaos left Donovan Astros and Mr. Entertainment in heaps… and Fanatic is stuck in the ropes with no one to help him!"

TRIPP: "Chaos exiting the ringside area … and we are down to three!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic and Mr. Entertainment started the rumble tonight .. and they're here at the end!"

JULIUS: "Mr. Entertainment and Donovan Astros are both moving!"

NEWMAN: "The two men heading to opposite sides of the ring.."

TRIPP: "And now they're using the ropes to get to their feet!"

NEWMAN: "Astros and Entertainment on their feet! And they turn and see each other! AND THEY CHARGE INTO THE CENTER OF THE RING!"

(SFX: POP – followed by jeers!)

TRIPP: "Astros hopped over Entertainment .. but the former Television champion caught him on the rebound with the Japanese arm drag!"

JULIUS: "Entertainment going in … BUT HE SEES FANATIC!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment changes course! He's going after the Elite Enigma!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment waving a finger in the air as Fanatic shakes his head … Entertainment .."

(SFX: HUGE POP!!!)

NEWMAN: "FANATIC!! FANATIC PUSHES OFF THE MAT AND HOOKS THE LEGS AROUND THE NECK OF MR. ENTERTAINMENT!"

JULIUS: "The sweetest revenge!"

NEWMAN: "AND FANATIC TAKES ENTERTAINMENT OVER THE TOP WITH THE HURRICANRANA…."

(SFX: JEER!)

TRIPP: "NO NO NO! ENTERTAINMENT LANDS ON THE APRON ON THE OUTSIDE … FANATIC FREED HIS ARMS … BUT HE's STANDING ON THE OUTSIDE TOO…"

(SFX: Massive heat!)

NEWMAN: "AND MR. ENTERTAINMENT YANKS ON THE BACK OF THE TIGHTS OF FANATIC AND SENDS HIM TO THE ARENA FLOOR!! FANATIC IS GONE!"

LINKS: "Fanatic has been eliminated!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment rolls back into the ring and hops to his feet! He is laughing at Fanatic!"

JULIUS: "I can't believe it! Fanatic almost had him out .. but Entertainment landed on the apron right next to Fanatic .. and Fanatic couldn't stop Entertainment from reaching up and pulling him off!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic staring into the ring as Mr. Entertainment waves him off…"

NEWMAN: "DONOVAN ASTROS IS UP BEHIND ENTERTAINMENT!"

JULIUS: "Entertainment doesn't see him! Donovan Astros is going to win the BattleBRAWL rumble!"

TRIPP: "ASTROS CHARGES FROM BEHIND …. BUT ENTERTAINMENT SIDESTEPS HIM!! ENTERTAINMENT WITH THE TIGHTS …….. AND BY GOD MR. ENTERTAINMENT HAS WON THE BATTLEBRAWL RUMBLE!!!"

(SFX: HUGE Jeers as the bell rings!)

LINKS: "Donovan Astros has been eliminated … therefore .. the winner of this match .. the recipient of the BattleBRAWL Cup and a shot at the New ERA Championship…."

(CUEUP: "That's Entertainment!" by the Jam.)

LINKS: "MISTER …….. ENTERTAINMENT!"

JULIUS: "He knew he was there! Entertainment pointing to his head!"

NEWMAN: "I can't believe it! Mr. Entertainment came in at number two … and just won the Rumble!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic shaking his head as he turns and walks up the ramp … Astros on the arena floor .. and there is your BattleBRAWL 3 champion .. he joins the ranks of MWG and Pro Wrestling's SJH … as a BattleBRAWL winner!"


( continued... )