[ Pepsi Center ] Denver, Colorado



PRESENTS ....

(CUTTO:  To the ring.  The fans have begun to exit their seats as they try to get as close to the guardrail as possible for the night’s main event.  CUTTO:  Tom Gheorghe and Nick Jive.  Jive is smiling like a madman as Gheorghe reads over some last minute details.)

JIVE:  "I sorta miss that big oaf, Erik Black."

(Gheorghe turns to him and watches as his partner fiddles around with the pen; tapping it.  Flipping it.  Tapping it again.  Finally Gheorghe slams his hand down on Jive’s.)

GHEORGHE:  "Please stop.  Let the contact high wear off."

(Jive laughs at him.)

JIVE:  "Con.. what? Contact high?  Oh c’mon!"

(Gheorghe removes his hand and ignores the incredulity of his partner, instead looking forward into the camera.)

GHEORGHE:  "What a main event we have for you tonight!   It will be Tag Team Turmoil here in Denver … as the four men who will be entering that ring shortly … well let’s just say that they’re not exactly the best of friends."

JIVE:  "You have any crackers?"

(Gheorghe pauses.)

GHEORGHE:  "What?"

JIVE:  "Maybe chips? Somewhere?"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem and Minion have had this months-long feud … ever since Almost Live in New Orleans .. the very first show WFW:NE broadcasted post merger!  Golem has tried his damndest to drive Minion mad …. To drive him back into the man he was before "Minion’s Little Helpers."

JIVE:  "Prescription drugs are the cure for all our problems."

GHEORGHE:  "This match will set the tone for Destrucity II … The two World Heavyweight cahmpions have had some epic battles … Shawn Hart took on HAL, Larry Tact and Rocko Daymon in matches where the New ERA World Heavyweight championship was on the line .. and he fought valiantly against Peter File in a non-title bout.  On the other hand, Felix Red defended his WFW World Heavyweight championship against Jared Wells and Psycho in triple threat, falls counted anywhere on Bourbon St. match … and again against Psycho in the Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal match .."

JIVE:  "Shawn Hart with the tougher end of the deal if you ask me.."

GHEORGHE:  "Both of these men have worked hard to get where they are now … and neither man wants to blow the opportunity to be the first WFW:NE World Heavyweight champion.  In the record books, the first name is always seen .."

JIVE:  "It’ll be interesting to see how both sides handle the match..  will they give it their all?  Will they back off?  Who knows!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem and Minion will stop at nothing to get at one another… the real X-factors are the World Heavyweight champions…"

JIVE:  "Cheese curls?"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem and Minion… what more is there to say about these two men?  The struggle over Minion’s mental state has been widely documented on the WFW:NE airwaves … and tonight … one can only hope that he has followed his doctor’s orders and taken his pills.  For our sake, for Golem and Shawn Hart’s sake .. and especially for Felix Red’s sake!"

JIVE:  "Pills, eh?"

(Gheorghe huffs.)

GHEORGHE:  "Let’s go to Jamie Links!"

(CUTTO:  Standing in the ring, Jamie Links.  She raises the microphone to her lips as the lineup "flashes" on the screen.)

LINKS:  "The following match is tonight’s … MAIN EVENT!  Scheduled for one fall … a special tag team match … introducing first…"

(CUEUP:  "The World the Day Went Away" by Nine Inch Nails.  Golem comes down to a mixed reaction, mostly boos from the crowd.)

LINKS:  "He hails from Death Valley, California … weighing in at 238 pounds….. GOLEM!"

(Golem ignores the fans and gets into the ring.)

GHEORGHE:  "This is it, Nick.. this is it."

(CUEUP:  "Where Boys Fear to Tread" by the Smashing Pumpkins.  The crowd waits in anticipation to see if Minion and Golem attack one another before the bell. Minion slowly walks to the ring, and looks to pop a few pills in his mouth.)

LINKS:  "His opponent… hailing from New York, New York …. Weighing in at 235 pounds…... MINION!"

JIVE:  "You think he’d want me to hold on to his pill bottles while he wrestles?"

GHEORGHE:  "Not a chance in hell."

(CUEUP:  "Vicarious" by Tool.  The crowd pops as the lights go down.  Felix Red steps onto the platform; the WFW World Heavyweight championship hung over his shoulder.)

LINKS:  "Introducing next … hailing from Nowhere, Massachusetts …. He stands six foot two and weighs 223 pounds… he is the CURRENT … WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ….. FELIX ….. RED!"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red slowly walking to the ring … a lot must be going on in his mind as the unification match looms."

(CUEUP:  "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon.  The crowd pops HUGE as Shawn Hart steps into the lit arena entrance.  The New ERA World Heavyweight championship strapped around his waist.  He walks down the ramp slapping the fans’ outstretched hands.)

LINKS:  "And finally …. Hailing from Orlando, Florida …. He stands five foot eleven and weighs 224 pounds … he is the NEW ERA OF WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION …… SHAWN ….. JESSICA … HART … PEE AYCH DEE!"

(Hart makes it to the ring and hands his belt to the ring attendant.. all four men remain in the ring.)

GHEORGHE:  "Hopefully there will still be a ring in tact after this match … but who knows! It already looks like the sparks are flying!"

JIVE:  "There is bad blood all around … The World Heavyweight champions will do everything in their power to stay fresh and uninjured during tonight’s match."

(SFX: Bell rings.)

GHEORGHE:  "And tonight’s main event is underway!"

JIVE:  "Minion clutching onto that pill bottle … and he is taking a verbal beating from Golem."

GHEORGHE:  "The referee demanding that the teams figure out who will start this match off ... and Shawn Hart and Felix Red each begin to head to their respective corners."

JIVE:  "Well that was an easy decision on their par…"

GHEORGHE:  "WAIT!! FELIX RED TURNS AND SPEARS HART FROM BEHIND!  AND NOW GOLEM ATTACKS MINION!"

JIVE:  "The referee is beside himself!"

GHEORGHE:  "The referee is pleading for some order… Golem grabbing Minion and he tosses him into the ropes!  Minion comes back … AND IS CAUGHT BY GOLEM!  Golem with the bearhug … AND HE NAILS THE STO!"

JIVE:  "Not a good start for Minion!  Hopefully those pills dull pain, too!"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red straddling Hart and he is wailing away on the back of the head!  The referee over trying to get him off… AND RED PUSHES THE REF AWAY!! The referee threatens to disqualify Red!"

JIVE:  "Like the WFW World Heavyweight champion is going to let someone as miniscule as a referee interfere in his beatdown!"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red gets off the back of Hart .. and now he brings him to his feet and throws him into the corner!  Felix Red with quick kicks to the torso … and he finishes it off with a spinning savate kick!"

JIVE:  "The New ERA World Heavyweight champion looking a bit woozy as he comes out of the corner…"

GHEORGHE:  "Red with a kick to the gut …. AND HITS THE SWINGING NECKBREAKER!"

JIVE:  "Red attacked Hart at Unplugged… and tonight he’s continuing the assault!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem standing over Minion’s body and he is saying something .. I can’t quite understand him.."

JIVE:  "Directions?"

GHEORGHE:  "He’s got a Tom Tom, Nick."

JIVE:  "Yea, but who even knows how to use those things anyway!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem taunting Minion… BUT HERE COMES RED!  Felix Red grabbing Golem from behind …. AND HITS THE REVERSE RUSSIAN LEGSWEEP!  Felix Red using his boots .. and he pushes Minion out of the ring!"

JIVE:  "That’s one way to get your tag partner to the outside…"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red taking control for his team .. and he picks up Golem … BUT GOLEM CLOTHESLINES HIM TO THE MAT!"

JIVE:  "Felix Red caught Golem off guard … and Golem was returning the favor."

GHEORGHE:  "Golem trying to get to his feet before Red … but it looks like they’re getting up at the same time…. Felix Red comes at his opponent .. but Golem blocks the punch!  Red tries again, but is again denied!  Golem rakes the face … JAWBREAKER!"

JIVE:  "Shawn Hart looking completely happy over in his corner…"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem picks Felix Red up and takes him over to the corner.... and what’s this??  Golem is telling Hart to HOLD RED IN THE CORNER!  Golem starts firing with a series of right hands .. The WFW World Heavyweight champion can't even attempt to block them because Shawn Hart has him tied up."

JIVE:  "Those right hands were Terry Funk like.  Golem has one hell of a punch."

GHEORGHE:  "Golem reaches his hand out to Shawn Hart for the tag but Shawn Hart tells Golem to keep the momentum he has going."

JIVE:  "This is very strange, Shawn Hart has the advantage in this situation and he doesn’t want to tag in?"

GHEORGHE:  "A Globetrotter always saves the good algebra for the final minutes."

JIVE:  "What the fuck does that mean?"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem grabs the arm of Felix Red and he whips him off the ropes.... GOLEM CLOCKS FELIX RED WITH A LEG LARIAT!  Golem was less than a second away from getting the WFW World Heavyweight championship shot against Felix Red at the Halloween Almost Live. That has to be on his mind here tonight. He wants to prove he should have been in that match instead of Psycho."

JIVE:  "Oh that was the one that was held in like the beginning of December, right?"

GHEORGHE:  "Stop it…"

JIVE:  "What…"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem picks up Felix Red, he hooks the arm of ..... TIGER SUPLEX WITH A BRIDGE! THE REF GOES DOWN TO COUNT.... HERE COMES MINION…. ONE ……. TWO ……….. MINION DIVES TO BREAK UP THE THREE!"

JIVE:  "He would have had him there. Golem will not be pleased."

GHEORGHE:  "Golem back up as Minion heads to his corner... AND GOLEM CLOTHESLINES HIM FROM BEHIND!! Golem now jumps on top of Minion… AND HE STARTS POUNDING HIM WITH CLOSED FISTS TO THE HEAD!"

JIVE:  "Look at Golem go!  The referee is trying to restore order here but Golem isn't listening."

GHEORGHE:  "A tired Felix Red is getting up and he is waiting for Golem to get up... he is calling for the ECSTASY TO AGONY!"

JIVE:  "Minion is trying to cover up to block the punches."

GHEORGHE:  "Minion with kicking his legs up .. and he knees Golem hard in the back!  AGAIN!  Golem is trying to get back to his feet now …. FELIX RED IS WAITING...."

JIVE:  "Wait a second!!"

GHEORGHE:  "SHAWN HART RUNS INTO THE MATCH... HART SPINS FELIX AROUND.... HART ATTACK!"

JIVE:  "Hart nailed him that one.  And he isn't wasting any time getting out of there either..."

GHEORGHE:  "Golem sees it!  He drops down for the pin! THE REF WITH THE COUNT .. ONE ……………… TWO ……………. MINION GRABS GOLEMS LEG AND PULLS HIM OFF BEFORE HE COULD GET THE THREE!"

JIVE:  "Minion’s cost him the match twice now!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem back on his feet … and Minion makes it safely back to his corner this time!  Golem glaring at him …. And now Shawn Hart wants in the match!"

JIVE:  "I don’t think Golem wants to get out right now … he’s bringing the WFW World Heavyweight champion to his feet!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem ignoring Hart … and he lands some HUGE European uppercuts!  Red staggers back into the ropes … AND GOLEM DROPKICKS THE WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION OVER THE TOP ROPE!"

JIVE:  "This could turn ugly REAL quick.  You don’t want to start off on the wrong foot against Golem because you may never recover."

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red using the guardrail to get himself back up ….."

JIVE:  "Flight G-O-L-E-M incoming!"

GHEORGHE:  "AND GOLEM FLIES TO THE OUTSIDE WITH A PLANCHA!  Both men are down!"

JIVE:  "Uh oh!  Minion just hopped off the apron!"

GHEORGHE:  "And here comes Shawn Hart from the other side!"

JIVE:  "The referee leaning through the ropes and he is telling both men to stay out of it!"

GHEORGHE:  "BUT GOLEM SLAPS MINION!"

JIVE:  "And I don’t even think ALL of Minion’s Little Helpers could lessen that blow …. Minion’s head just snapped back .. and his nostrils are flaring!"

GHEORGHE:  "MINION WITH A BOOT RIGHT TO THE FACE!"

JIVE:  "Here comes Hart!"

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart charges at Minion…. AND MINION CATCHES HIM WITH A SNAP BELLY TO BELLY SUPLEX ON THE ARENA FLOOR!"

JIVE:  "The referee is yelling at Minion to get back to his corner or else he’ll pay the price … and Minion is complying!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem and Felix Red are the legal men .. and both men are on the arena floor!  Shawn Hart is lying against the guardrail … only Minion is standing!"

JIVE:  "The referee counting Golem and Red … I don’t think anyone wants to see this match end in a double countout."

GHEORGHE:  "Golem stirring .. as is Red…. The referee now up to five .. and Golem slides into the ring …. Golem makes his way to the corner and tags in Shawn Hart …"

JIVE:  "Great timing, too.. Shawn Hart just got back to his corner after being suplexed ... and now Felix Red just got into the ring!"

GHEORGHE:  "But Red tags in Minion!  Shawn Hart, disappointed it seems, but has no time to wallow … because here comes Minion!"

JIVE:  "Hopefully Hart has been able to shake off the effects of being suplexed onto the arena floor …. Minion won’t let up on him .. whether or not he’s got his Little Helpers!"

GHEORGHE:  "Well right now Minion’s Little Helpers are in his corner …. Minion and Hart meet up in the middle of the ring … and Hart with a go behind!  But Minion shoots the elbow back and into the face of the New ERA World Heavyweight champion!"

JIVE:  "Minion’s a capable wrestler … and could be a formidable opponent for the WFW:NE World Heavyweight championship in the future!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion turns, grabs Hart .. SHORT ARM CLOTHESLINE!  But Hart ducked underneath!  AND HART HAS THE CRUCIFIX!! ONE ………. TWO ……….. KICKOUT!"

JIVE:  "Minion wasn’t expecting that and he nearly took the fall for his team!"

GHEORGHE:  "But Minion quick to rectify it!  Minion up and he jams the boot into the knee of Hart!  And another!  Minion grabs Shawn Hart and throws him into the ropes …. AND HART FLIES BACK WITH A CROSSBODY BLOCK!"

JIVE:  "Minion caught him!"

GHEORGHE:  "He did!  Minion making a quick adjustment …. AND HE DRIVES HART BACK-FIRST INTO THE MAT!  Shawn Hart holding his lower back .. and now Minion grabs the New ERA World Heavyweight champion and drags him over to the ropes!  Minion drapes Hart over the second rope … AND HE TAGS IN FELIX RED!"

JIVE:  "Things are about to pick up!"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red against the far ropes … he charges in … AND LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF HAR… NO!  HART MOVED!"

JIVE:  "Minion didn’t hold him in place … and Felix Red is now straddling the second ropes …. That can’t feel good … even if you’re Felix Red!"

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart trying to get to his corner … BUT MINION CATCHES HIM!  Minion turns Hart around …. AND HE GRABS HIM BY THE THROAT…."

JIVE:  "Shawn Hart almost got to his corner … but Minion hadn’t left the ring yet after tagging in Red!  The referee is warning him to let Hart go!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion staring past Shawn Hart …. And right into the eyes of Golem…… AND HE PICKS HART OFF THE MAT ….. BALDO BOMB!!!! WHAT A MANEUVER!"

JIVE:  "Minion now rolls to the outside … and Felix Red runs over and makes the cover!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion taking Hart up with the double handed chokeslam before converting it to a powerbomb … and Red hooks the leg … ONE ………. TWO ……….. THR—NO!  Golem breaks up the pin!"

JIVE:  "It looked like Shawn Hart was getting his shoulder up, anyway … but Golem stepping in for added security!"

GHEORGHE:  "The referee backing Golem back into his corner… and now Felix Red smirking as he slaps Shawn Hart across the cheek!"

JIVE:  "Minion took Shawn Hart down hard … and Felix Red is celebrating the spoils."

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red gets to his feet … now he brings up Hart with him … AND THEY ARE GOING TO THE CORNER!"

JIVE:  "Felix Red … one of the most gifted wrestlers in the business … and when he brings you to the corner …. You know something very, VERY bad is in store for you."

GHEORGHE:  "Red hooking Hart by the tights … and he places him on the top rope…. And now he’s going up, too!"

JIVE:  "If Red hits this … Shawn Hart could taste a little pre-unification defeat at the hands of the WFW World Heavyweight champion!"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red now standing Hart up on the top turnbuckle…. AND HE TAKES HIM OVER WITH THE SUPERPLEX!"

JIVE:  "No! Hart has his foot hooked!"

GHEORGHE:  "Red tries again … but Hart blocks it again!"

JIVE:  "Shawn Hart not budging!"

GHEORGHE:  "Red … !!!! Felix Red went to thumb Shawn Hart in the eye …. BUT HART CAUGHT HIS HAND!  Felix Red pleading with Hart ….. AND SHAWN HART …. HART PUSHES FELIX RED OFF THE TOP ROPE!"

JIVE:  "Red just hit the mat hard!!! Shawn Hart regaining his balance … and he’s waiting for the WFW World Heavyweight champion to get back to his feet!"

GHEORGHE:  "Red trying to get up as fast as he can …"

(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE!~!~!~!)

GHEORGHE:  "AND SHAWN HART FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE AND TAKES RED FLYING WITH A BEAUTIFUL HEADSCISSORS TAKEDOWN!"

JIVE:  "Jesus Christ!  Shawn Hart flew off the top rope and hit that move!! Felix Red was almost flung through the ropes … but thankfully he only rebounded back to the mat!"

GHEORGHE:  "And right into his own corner!  Minion just tagged himself in!"

JIVE:  "Convenient!"

GHEORGHE:  "Hart comes at Minion … BUT MINION WITH A BOOT!  Shawn Hart doubled over… AND MINION HITS THE DDT!"

JIVE:  "Where’s he going?!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion is going to the corner and HE IS TAKING OFF THE TURNBUCKLE PAD! The referee trying to discourage him not to do it but Minion isn't listening! This could get ugly quick!"

JIVE:  "Uglier than Minion already is???"

GHEORGHE:  "…."

JIVE:  "Minion almost has it off."

GHEORGHE:  "This is VINTAGE MINION!"

JIVE:  "Don't make me shoot you, Michael Cole."

GHEORGHE:  "THE TURNBUCKLE IS OFF AND THE METAL IS EXPOSED! This could put him out of the PPV if he hits this one."

JIVE:  "Well, it looks like Felix Red is going to have a leg up in the unification match."

GHEORGHE:  "Minion grabs Hart.. and he places him between the legs… oh my!! MINION!! He has the New ERA World Heavyweight champion in a powerbomb setup…. and HE CHARGES TOWARDS THE CORNER... HART IS TRYING TO WIGGLE HIS WAY OUT OF IT...."

JIVE:  "Hart got out!  And not a moment too soon!"

GHEORGHE:  "Hart flipped over Minion and he lands on the mat … but MINION CONTINUES TO RUN FORWARD!  The momentum too much! .. MINION PUTS HIS HANDS OUT AND STOPS HIMSELF FROM GOING INTO THE EXPOSED TURNBUCKLE CHEST FIRST!"

JIVE:  "Damn lucky he is … that could have backfired in his face!"

GHEORGHE:  "Hart back up .. and he’s measuring Minion up.... Minion turns .. AND HART CHARGES WITH THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO.... MINION DUCKS!!! MINION AGAINST THE ROPES... AND HE HITS HART WITH THE FLYING FOREARM!"

JIVE:  "Minion has Hart well scouted."

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart lands in his corner… and somehow he has the awareness to tag in Golem!"

JIVE:  "Here we go again!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem steps into the ropes … and he walks right up to Minion ….. AND NOW THEY ARE GOING AT IT!"

JIVE:  "Minion didn’t need to wait long before he began to wail away!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem and Minion exchanging lefts and rights …. And now they’re going into the ropes!  Golem is backed into the ropes …. AND HE KNEES MINION IN THE GROIN!"

JIVE:  "When your back is against a wall, so to speak, you have to do whatever is necessary!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem now hooking Minion … AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A FULL NELSON FACESLAM!  Golem not even thinking about covering Minion!  He gets right back up and drops an elbow!"

JIVE:  "Would you want to end the match if you still had plenty more hurt to deal out?"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem with a firm grip on the foot of Minion …. And he slams the knee into the mat!  Golem … again driving Minion’s knee!  Golem now goes down … and he locks on the camel clutch!"

JIVE:  "Felix Red is in the ring!"

GHEORGHE:  "The WFW World Heavyweight champion runs in .. AND HE DRILLS GOLEM WITH A CLOTHESLINE FROM BEHIND!"

JIVE:  "Here we go again!"

GHEORGHE:  "And here comes the New ERA World Heavyweight champion!  Shawn Hart hopping over the top rope … AND HE CLOBBERS RED WITH A CLOTHESLINE OF HIS OWN!"

JIVE:  "The referee is having a hard time tonight .. but I guess you couldn’t truly expect there to be any order in that ring."

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart catching Red as he gets back up …. Hart with the irish whip sends Red into the opposite ropes …."

JIVE:  "INCOMING!"

GHEORGHE:  "AND ON THE RETURN RED BACK BODY DROPPED OUT OF THE RING AND TO THE ARENA FLOOR!"

JIVE:  "Red is out cold!"

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart staring over the ropes at Red … AND MINION FROM BEHIND ... Belly to back suplex sends Hart crashing into the center of the ring! …."

JIVE:  "Minion’s going to the corner!"

GHEORGHE:  "MINION …. HE CLIMBS TO THE TOP ROPE ………………. FALL FROM GRACE!!! MINION NAILS IT!!!"

JIVE:  "But Golem is the legal man!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion covering .. but the referee telling him that he’s not the legal man!"

JIVE:  "Golem is up!!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion hops to his feet … DUCKS THE CLOTHESLINE!  Golem turns … AND MINION GRABS HIM … T-BONE SUPLEX!"

JIVE:  "Golem landing on the back of his neck!  Minion stands … and the fans are on their feet!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion feeling the adrenaline rushing through his veins!  He’s taken out both members of the opposing team … and now he’s grabbing them both!"

JIVE:  "The referee can’t stop this!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion with both of his opponents…. And he slams their heads together!  Hart falls to the mat … and Minion …. MINION HITS THE BELLY TO BACK SUPLEX ON GOLEM!"

JIVE:  "Fall From Grace coming up!?"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion climbing the turnbuckle!"

JIVE:  "WAIT!! HART’s UP!!"

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart groggily getting to his feet … and he doesn’t see Minion!"

JIVE:  "FELIX RED!!! RED HAS A CHAIR!"

GHEORGHE:  "MINION …. RED!!!"

(SFX:  Crowd begins to POP ALL OVER.)

GHEORGHE:  "FELIX RED IN THE RING AND HE HAS THE CHAIR!!! HE SWINGS IT AT HART…………"

(SFX:  CRACK!~!~!~!~!)

JIVE:  "Oh my God!! Hart ducked … and Felix Red just took out the referee!!!!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion still on the top …. AND HE HOPS OFF!  Minion walks up behind Felix Red and spins him around!"

JIVE:  "Uh oh …"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion yelling at Red!  Minion was three seconds away from winning this match for his team … but now there’s no referee!"

JIVE:  "Shawn Hart coming up from behind!"

GHEORGHE:  "AND GOLEM IS GETTING UP!" 

JIVE:  "Golem turns and sees Minion yelling at Red ….. he just grabbed the chair!!!"

GHEORGHE:  "GOLEM SWINGS…."

(SFX:  CRACK~!~!~!)

GHEORGHE:  "AND GOLEM JUST DOWNED MINION WITH THE CHAIR SHOT!"

JIVE:  "Felix Red looks at Golem holding the chair …. but Shawn Hart spins him around!"

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart …. HART WITH A HEADBUTT!  Hart now with some closed fists ….."

JIVE:  "The referee is coming to!  But what good has he done anyway?!"

GHEORGHE:  "Hart … Hart has Red in the corner … and he is ramming the knee into the chest of the WFW World Heavyweight champion!"

JIVE:  "Where the hell is Golem going?!"

GHEORGHE:  "Golem has slid under the bottom ropes ……. WAIT A MINUTE!! HE JUST GRABBED MINION’S PILL BOTTLE!"

JIVE:  "You can’t take Minion’s Little Helpers!"

GHEORGHE:  "GOLEM …. GOLEM TURNS AND STARTS WALKING UP THE RAMP!! HE’s LEAVING!"

JIVE:  "He’s leaving Hart to battle these two men alone?!"

(SFX:  Bell rings.)

JIVE:  "What the hell?!"

GHEORGHE:  "The referee has called for the bell!"

JIVE:  "He’s disqualifying both teams?!"

GHEORGHE:  "Hart spins and walks up to the referee to ask him what the hell he’s doing … Golem’s stopped on the ramp …."

(The referee turns to Hart …)

LINKS:  "The winners of the match …. Via DISQUALIFICATION…"

(The referee grabs Hart’s hand and raises it in the air.)

LINKS:  "The team of GOLEM ….. AND SHAWN … JESSICA .. HART … PEE AYCH DEE!!!"

(SFX:  HUGE CROWD POP!)

GHEORGHE:  "THE REFEREE DISQUALIFIED FELIX RED!"

JIVE:  "What?!  Why?!?!  Because he was dumb enough to walk into the chair?!"

GHEORGHE:  "FELIX RED!! RED COMES CHARGING OUT OF THE CORNER!!!"

(SFX:  GOD POP~!)

GHEORGHE:  "EL CODO EXPLOSIVO!! EL CODO EXPLOSIVO!!! SHAWN HART FLOORS FELIX RED!"

JIVE:  "Getting him back for Unplugged!"

GHEORGHE:  "Minion is on his feet … and he turns for his corner… and he notices his pill bottle is gone!!"

(Minion stares in disbelief at the empty spot where his Little Helpers once were.  His gaze then rises to Golem.  Golem stands at the top of the ramp and holds the pill bottle up.  Minion shouts and practically leaps through the ropes.  Golem sees this, and with a smile in his eyes, turns and disappears through the curtain.  Minion, continuing up the ramp full of rage, charges through the curtain after him.)

GHEORGHE:  "Minion chasing after Golem … without his Little Helpers …. Oh Boy!"

JIVE:  "Shawn Hart is standing over Felix Red!"

GHEORGHE:  "Felix Red hit with the El Codo Explosivo when he tried to attack Shawn Hart … and now the New ERA World Heavyweight champion stands over him."

(Hart grabs the New ERA World Heavyweight championship from the referee’s hands.  The referee drapes the WFW World Heavyweight championship on the downed Felix Red.)

JIVE:  "Hart has that look in his eyes.."

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart … he’s grabbing the WFW World Heavyweight championship!"

(Hart reaches down and picks up the WFW World Heavyweight championship with his free hand.   He places a foot on Red’s chest and lifts both championship belts in the air!  The crowd EXPLODES!)

GHEORGHE:  "SHAWN HART SENDING A MESSAGE!! The WFW:NE World Heavyweight championship will be his!"

JIVE:  "We’ll find out at Destrucity II!"

(Hart drops the WFW World Heavyweight championship and jumps out of the ring.  He stops to slap some fans hands as he holds the New ERA World Heavyweight championship in the air..)

JIVE:  "The unification match for the WFW:NE World Heavyweight championship …. Is going to be brutal if tonight was a precursor.."

(Felix Red begins to get to his feet…)

GHEORGHE:  "THE WFW WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION IS ON HIS FEET!! AND HE LOOKS PISSED!"

(Red, seething, shoots a death ray at the smirking Hart.)

GHEORGHE:  "FELIX RED GOES OUT AFTER HIM!!"

JIVE:  "Hart looks stunned … he’s just standing there!"

GHEORGHE:  "FELIX TACKLES HIM AND NOW THEY ARE BRAWLING ON THE RAMPWAY!"

CROWD:  "FELIX! HART! FELIX! HART!"

JIVE:  "Felix Red and Shawn Hart are going to have their day at the pay per view … but they’re not waiting til then!  Only one man will walk out the WFW:NE World Heavyweight champion …."

GHEORGHE:  "Shawn Hart rolls on top of Red .. AND HE STARTS JAMMING THE BACK OF RED’s HEAD INTO THE RAMP!"

JIVE:  "And here comes security!! Finally!  They’re ripping the two World Heavyweight champions apart!"

GHEORGHE:  "I’ve just been informed by Black Rose … that management has issued an edict …. everything between Golem and Minion will FINALLY BE SETTLED AT DESTRUCITY II... this feud … which started on the very first Almost Live from New Orleans … will finally come to an end in a PILLS ON A POLE MATCH!"

JIVE:  "Oh lord…."

GHEORGHE:  "It looks like security finally make some progress... WAIT NO!! BOTH MEN BREAK FREE!!!!"

(SFX:  CROWD EXPLODES~!!!)

GHEORGHE:  "OH MY GOD … RED AND HART … JUST SENT THE ENTIRE SECURITY TEAM TUMBLING DOWN THE RAMP …. AND NOW THEY’RE FIGHTING THEIR WAY TO THE BACK!"

JIVE:  "This is too much …. Too much!"

GHEORGHE:  "Ladies and gentlemen… we have got to go!! Thank you all for joining us here in Denver…. We’ll see you … in LAS VEGAS … for WFW:NE DESTRUCITY II!"

(The screen begins to fade to black.  Before it cuts to black, the shot quickly turns to the backstage area.)

MINION:  "GOLEM!!!!!!!!"

(Minion begins to turn over tables in the green room.  His eyes beginning to become bloodshot.)

MINION:  "GOOOOOOOLEMMMMM!!!!"

(Minion grabs a table … and flings it in the direction of the camera.  FADETOBLACK.)

( the end )