(FADEIN: Outside of the McMahon Stadium. The camera slowly spans the surrounding area.)
GHEORGHE (V/O): "And Calgary, Alberta, Canada has to be one of the most beautiful cities in the world, Nick."
JIVE (V/O): "Beautiful if you like walking in cow shit every five seconds."
GHEORGHE (V/O): "It’s not like that at all here, ladies and gentleman .. and we’d highly encourage anyone who wants to enjoy Canada to come visit Calgary."
JIVE (V/O): "Look there’s an ambulance!"
(CUTTO: An ambulance pulls up next to the limo of DREDD. The doors fly open and from the building comes EMT’s wheeling Deuce on a stretcher.)
GHEORGHE (V/O): "That bastard Taylor Mathis has sent Deuce to the hospital … and he was taken into custody by security here … and only God knows where he is."
(In the background we see movement from car to car.)
JIVE (V/O): "Did you see that?"
GHEORGHE (V/O): "What?"
JIVE (V/O): "There was some movement near those cars!"
(The camera catches the movement again as the EMTs place Deuce in the ambulance. A figure dressed in black crouches near a BMW. He watches as the EMTs shut the door and the ambulance speeds away.)
GHEORGHE (V/O): "There’s that person again! We caught a glimpse of him earlier as DREDD pulled up .. and now he’s back out there again …"
JIVE (V/O): "What is he doing out there? Why was he watching Deuce being put in the ambulance?"
GHEORGHE (V/O): "I don’t know, Nick … but someone should investigate that person.."
(CUTTO: Back to ringside.)
GHEORGHE: "But all things put aside, with Taylor Mathis backstage now, Deuce on his way to the hospital, we are set for the debut of one of our newest female stars as Ryan Anne Madden is about to step in the ring with Krist Blue."
JIVE: "Blue is one of the few ladies that I would NOT want to face in my first match .. she’s very … unpredictable to say the least!"
GHEORGHE: "Let’s head down to Carl Jacobs for the ring introductions.."
(CUTTO: Carl Jacobs standing in the ring as the lineup for the match comes on the big screens.)
JACOBS: "The following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and has a thirty minute time limit! Introducing first …"
(Ryan Anne Madden’s face appears on the big screens.)
MADDEN: "You dare enter my world?? THINK AGAIN!"
(Madden puts her hand to her mouth and blows dust which sprinkles on the big screen causing her to fade away. CUEUP: ‘Soul on Fire’ by HIM. She poses as she comes through the curtain and then makes her way down to the ring.)
JACOBS: "She stands five foot seven and weighs 133 pounds … hailing from Long Beach, California ……… RYAN ANNE MADDEN!"
GHEORGHE: "Madden looks extremely focused, Nick … Krist Blue might have her work cut out of her tonight."
JIVE: "Well, Madden is ALSO from Long Beach, California .. just like Deuce is .. so let’s hope she makes out a little bit better…"
JACOBS: "And her opponent…"
(CUEUP: ‘Never Say Never’ by Romeo Void. Krist Blue comes out followed by MWG, who is wearing the SAME exact outfit as she is.)
JACOBS: "Being led to the ring by the New ERA Television champion MWG … she stands five foot six and weighs 116 pounds ……… ‘ America’s Sweetheart’ KRIST BLUE!"
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JIVE: " MWG looks just as good in Krist Blue’s outfit as she does!"
GHEORGHE: "I can’t believe my eyes … Krist Blue is in the ring and she is yapping at Ryan Anne Madden … AND MADDEN SPEARS HER DOWN!!! RYAN ANNE MADDEN NOW YANKING THE HAIR OF KRIST BLUE …. And now Krist Blue rolls Madden on her back …. AND SHE IS BACK HANDING HER! Krist Blue with back hand after back hand … and Ryan Anne Madden is trying to get Blue off her!"
JIVE: "NO! STAY ON HER!"
GHEORGHE: "Madden finally gets her knees up and pushes Krist Blue off … and Krist Blue comes back on the attack and grabs Madden by the hair … Krist Blue drags Madden to her feet … AND SHE GRABS MADDEN BY THE THROAT!"
JIVE: "Madden needs to think fast if she wants to stay off the mat.."
GHEORGHE: "But Ryan Anne Madden with a scrape of the nails to the eyes of Krist Blue stops her in her tracks!"
JIVE: "These ladies love their nails…"
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden takes the head of Krist Blue AND NAILS A STUNNER!! ONE ……… TW—NOOOO … Krist Blue gets her foot on the ropes. Ryan Anne Madden back to her feet .. and she’s stomping a mudhole in Krist Blue who is trying to get to the ropes.."
JIVE: " MWG just pulled her out of the ring!"
GHEORGHE: " MWG has Krist Blue on the outside trying to protect her from Madden … Madden on her feet … now what’s she doing?"
JIVE: "She’s heading to the ropes.."
GHEORGHE: "Madden with a full head of steam…"
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: "AND RYAN ANNE MADDEN FLIES THROUGH THE ROPES AND CROSS BODY BLOCKS BOTH MWG AND KRIST BLUE ON THE OUTSIDE! Ryan Anne Madden grabs both their heads …. AND SHE KNOCKS THEM TOGETHER!"
JIVE: "You have to be a brave woman to try to attack MWG … who knows how he’ll retaliate!"
GHEORGHE: "Madden now rolls Krist Blue back into the ring … she rolls in afterwa…"
(SFX: Madden screams!)
JIVE: " MWG IS BITING RYAN ANNE MADDEN’s ASS!!"
GHEORGHE: "BY GOD! HE’s GOT A CHUNK OF HER ASS IN HIS MOUTH!"
JIVE: " MWG IS THE LUCKIEST MAN ALIVE!"
GHEORGHE: " MWG biting as hard as he can … and finally he lets go as Krist Blue grabs Madden by the hair and yanks her in … and YOU CAN SEE THE TEETH MARKS ON MADDEN’s TIGHTS!"
JIVE: "I heard from Beau Michaels that MWG has a nice set of chompers … and now Ryan Anne Madden has found out, too!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue brings Madden to her feet … she locks her … and takes her over with a belly to belly suplex! Blue with the cover … ONE …….. TWO …….. KICKOUT! Blue rolls off Madden and gets to her feet. Krist Blue now waiting for Madden to get up … she bounces off the ropes … AND CONNECTS WITH A HURRICANRANA AS MADDEN GETS UP!!! ONE ……… TWO …….. THREE---NOOOOOOO!"
JIVE: " Ryan Anne Madden somehow got her arm up … and Krist Blue thought she had her there."
GHEORGHE: "The referee telling Krist that she only got two .. and she turns back to Madden … Madden up on her feet again …. AND KRIST BLUE WITH A SAVATE KICK TAKES HER BACK DOWN! ONE …… TWO ………… KICKOUT!"
JIVE: "Blue looking down at Madden .. and she’s trying to figure out a way to really keep her down.."
GHEORGHE: " MWG is yelling on the outside … and Krist Blue looks over to him and.. SMILES?"
JIVE: "Whenever you see those two click … you’ve gotta be ready to cover your eyes."
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden on her knees as Krist Blue walks over … and Madden with a shot to the gut! Blue backs off and comes in again … and Madden stops her with another shot! Krist Blue backs off … AND THIS TIME SHE COMES IN WITH A DROPKICK!"
JIVE: "And Madden shot back practically busted out of her knee caps! That did NOT look fun!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue picks up Ryan Anne Madden .. and starts drilling her head into the second turnbuckle pad!"
CROWD: "ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE!"
GHEORGHE: "And Krist Blue stops before ten…."
(SFX: CROWD POPS HUGE!)
JIVE: "DYKIN’ IT OUT!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue embraces Ryan Anne Madden in a lip lock … AND MADDEN PUSHES BLUE OFF! Madden trying to spit out the saliva of Blue .. and Blue charges in with a knee lift … BUT MADDEN SIDESTEPS IT AND BLUE HITS THE TURNBUCKLE PADS!"
JIVE: "She could have just popped her knee out."
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden now with a rollup … ONE …….. TWO …. AND BLUE KICKS OUT! She almost caught here there, Nick."
JIVE: "A victory over Krist Blue would have been a nice coup for Ryan Anne Madden.. but the match continues!"
GHEORGHE: "Madden now back to her feet and she drops some elbows on the back of Krist Blue … Madden brings Blue to her feet … AND BITCH SLAPS HER!"
GHEORGHE: "AND BLUE RESPONDS WITH A BITCH SLAP OF HER OWN! MADDEN WITH ANOTHER BITCH SLAP! BLUE WITH ONE IN RETURN!"
JIVE: "These two are going to knock each other out!"
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden with a THIRD bitch slap …. Blue respon.. NO! Ryan Anne Madden ducks and catches Blue … ROCK BOTTOM!! ONE ………. TWO ………… KICKOUT BY KRIST BLUE! Blue totally caught off balance, and Ryan Anne Madden planted her with the Rock Bottom!"
JIVE: "Where is she going?!"
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden is now climbing the ropes … AND SHE IS STANDING ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE …"
JIVE: "I think she’s waiting for Krist Blue to get up! She’s giving her an awful lot of time to regain her senses!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue on her knees … but she hasn’t looked up yet so she doesn’t see Madden in front of her … Blue now on her feet .. AND MWG IS YELLING FOR HER TO MOVE! Krist Blue looks over at MWG and cocks an eyebrow … and then looks at Madden.. BUT ITS TOO LATE!"
(SFX: Crowd pops!)
GHEORGHE: "AND RYAN ANNE MADDEN WITH A FLYING HEADSCISSORS FROM THE TOP ROPE SENDS KRIST BLUE FLYING THROUGH THE ROPES TO THE OUTSIDE!"
JIVE: "Krist Blue just hit the arena floor like she was diving down for a muff …"
GHEORGHE: "A wha.."
JIVE: "Nevermind, Tom.. you’ll never understand."
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden now runs over to the opposite corner … and she climbs back up to the top turnbuckle.. BY GOD SHE’s GOING TO LEAP ONTO KRIST BLUE!"
JIVE: "Wait! MWG IS ON THE APRON!"
GHEORGHE: "The referee is counting out Krist Blue … AND MWG IS SHAKING THE TOP ROPE!!! HE IS TRYING TO MAKE RYAN ANNE MADDEN FALL!"
(SFX: Crowd groans!)
GHEORGHE: "AND RYAN ANNE MADDEN JUST FELL AND CROTCHED HERSELF ON THE TURNBUCKLE!"
JIVE: "Can she even do that?! Like .. feel that?!"
GHEORGHE: "I wouldn’t know, Nick, I’m a guy .. but from the look on her face it looks like she’s in pain!"
JIVE: "UNLESS SHE’s REALLY A MAN!"
GHEORGHE: " Ryan Anne Madden is NOT a man, Nick! MWG now hops down as the ref looks over at Madden… and MWG is running over to help Krist Blue up… and he rolls her in the ring!"
JIVE: "Krist Blue has a perfect opportunity here… let’s see if she can capitalize on it!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue slowly climbing the turnbuckle ropes …. AND NOW BOTH WOMEN ARE UP ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Krist Blue now hops … AND SHE TAKES RYAN ANNE MADDEN DOWN TO THE RING APRON WITH A TOP ROPE HURRICANRANA!!!!"
JIVE: "Holy shit! I didn’t think she would do THAT!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue getting to her feet … AND SHE’s NOT PINNING HER, NICK!"
JIVE: "Krist Blue knows she already has Madden down… why not go for more pain!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue makes it to the corner ….. AND SHE’s HEAD UP TOP AGAIN!!! Krist Blue climbs the second turnbuckle pad … and now she’s standing on top … she turns around ……… AND FLIES OFF WITH A BEAUTIFUL MOONSAULT AND LANDS ON TOP OF RYAN ANNE MADDEN!"
JIVE: "Uh-oh .. look at the expression on her face!"
GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue looks like a woman possessed! She throws up her hand ……….. AND SHE LOCKS ON THE BINGE AND PURGE MANDIBLE CLAW!!! Krist Blue has the Binge and Purge locked on in the middle of the ring and Ryan Anne Madden is choking on her fingers!"
JIVE: "Who KNOWS where those fingers were before the match …. Wait… bring them over to me!"
GHEORGHE: "Madden kicking her legs …. She’s trying to fight it …….. BUT SHE CAN’T HOLD ON AND THE REF IS RINGING THE BELL!!!"
(SFX: Bell rings.)
JACOBS: "The winner of this match by SUBMISSION …… ‘ America’s Sweetheart’ KRIST BLUE!"
GHEORGHE: "What a performance by both women … and I think if it weren’t for MWG’s interference, Krist Blue might have had to work a bit harder for that victory!"
JIVE: "Well, Madden had her ass bitten by MWG, was kissed by Blue with tongue, and had Blue’s fingers down her throat … I’d say all in all, she got out practically unscathed here!"
GHEORGHE: "I don’t think that Ryan Anne Madden would agree with that assessment, Nick … but she had a tough debut here tonight. She’ll definitely picks things up in the future as Krist Blue walks out victorious here in Calgary! We’ve got to take a commercial break, but when we come back it’s tonight’s second DOUBLE DEBUT match as Isaac Siegmund will take on someone who made his presence known last RAUCOUS when he came out after Jason Payne’s victory … Sean Senn. We’ll be right back!"