[ ARCO Arena ] Sacramento, California



PRESENTS ....

(FADEIN: Chaos is backstage getting something to drink from the Green Room. All of a sudden out of nowhere, Jean Rabesque runs into the picture and clobbers Chaos from behind with the New ERA World Heavyweight Championship. Chaos goes down in a heap as Rabesque keeps working him over with the title.)

GHEORGHE: "JEAN RABESQUE JUST ATTACKED CHAOS!"

JIVE: "What a WUSS!! He knows that he can’t beat him one on one, so he’s resorting to attacking him with his back turned!"

GHEORGHE: "It’s been done to Rabesque so many times, I think he feels as if he’s got the right!"

JIVE: "He’s the goddamned New ERA World Heavyweight champion … he should be setting an example!"

GHEORGHE: "He is! He is showing Chaos that things aren’t going to stay the same and WON’T be the same as they’ve been when they face off against ANTAEUS inside the cage at BattleBRAWL!"

(Officials and referees flood the room and tear Rabesque off Chaos. Rabesque gets some last shots in as he finally backs up.)

RABESQUE: "It’s ON, Chaos …. It is ON."

(CUTTO: Ringside. Some of the fans in the crowd are wearing their Halloween outfits, including four who are each dressed up as Whisper, Caitlyn Daymon, Karla Starr, and Krist Blue.)

GHEORGHE: "Looks as if the women’s division has some pretty hardcore fans as those four are each dressed up to look like they’re favorite star."

JIVE: "Who in their right mind would like Caitlyn Daymon? She’s a whiny little bitch."

GHEORGHE: " Caitlyn Daymon has a bone to pick with Karla Starr who turned on her on RAUCOUS … and I’m sure these two are going to go tooth and nail here tonight."

JIVE: "Starr and Blue are going to outmatch, outwit, and out sexify Caitlyn Daymon and Whisper.. its like putting two pedigree champions in the ring with two alley dogs."

GHEORGHE: "We’ll find out soon enough, Nick. If you’re just joining us you missed what happened right before we went to commercial break as ‘the Messenger’ Trevor Cane broke his self-imposed silence and he seems like he is ready to kick some ass and take some names at BattleBRAWL."

JIVE: "It’s about damn time, too. I missed him."

GHEORGHE: "Let’s head up to ringside for the ring introductions."

(CUTTO: Carl Jacobs who is standing in the middle of the ring.)

JACOBS: "Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is scheduled for ONE FALL and is a special women’s division preview tag team match! Introducing first ….."

(CUEUP: ‘March of the Fire Ants’ by Mastodon. The lights start flashing as Caitlyn Daymon enters through the curtains to a nice pop. She walks down the isle and hops over the ropes into the ring.)

JACOBS: "She stands five foot five and weighs 119 pounds …. Hailing from Tacoma, Washington …. CAITLYN DAYMON!"

JIVE: "She might have the body, but she doesn’t have the smarts."

JACOBS: "And her partner…"

(CUEUP: ‘Scentless Apprentice’ by Nirvana. What seems to be a thousand lightbulbs go off illuminating the stage in an eery white. As the camera comes back in focus we see Whisper standing there, head down, with Madeline behind her. They begin to walk to the ring.)

GHEORGHE: "What an entrance by Whisper!"

JACOBS: "Being led to the ring by Madeline …. She stands five foot five and weighs 121 pounds …. Hailing from Montreal, Quebec, Canada ………. WHISPER!"

JIVE: "The next time she sees all that white light, it’ll be St. Peter welcoming her to the Pearly Gates…"

JACOBS: "And their opponents…"

(CUEUP: ‘Maps’ by the Yeah, Yeah, Yeahs. The lights go down as Karla Starr and Krist Blue walk through the curtain, both with their hands in the air.)

JIVE: "Look at that! Karla Starr and Krist Blue already showing unity …. While Daymon and Whisper came down separately .. these two know that the only way to win is to be teammates."

GHEORGHE: "Starr and Blue making their way to the ring amid a chorus of jeers… the fans here in Sacramento really don’t like them."

JACOBS: "They weigh in a combined weight of 243 pounds ……… KRIST BLUE and KARLA STARR!"

(SFX: Bell rings.)

GHEORGHE: " Karla Starr immediately going to the outside without even collaborating with Krist Blue … and Caitlyn Daymon will start it off for the other team."

JIVE: "Starr is going to let Blue work Caitlyn over … Karla wants to let Krist Blue get some fun before she totally destroys Daymon."

GHEORGHE: "Daymon starting off against Krist Blue ... Blue fires off some right and left hands and decides to tie up…. She sends Daymon into the ropes … Daymon on the return … AND KRIST BLUE WITH A HUGEEEE BACK BODY DROP! She executed that flawlessly!"

JIVE: "I think all girls can execute well…"

GHEORGHE: "Right…. Krist Blue going for the early pin attempt as she hooks the leg ONE ……. TWO …. Shoulder up. Daymon back to her feet and she’s kicking Blue in the face … Daymon quickly over to her corner and Daymon tags out to Whisper. Whisper charging in …. BUT SHE GOES DOWN AS BLUE TAKES HER OUT WITH A SHOULDER BLOCK!"

JIVE: "And that’s why you don’t rush into it with Krist Blue … I would know, see the hand prints on my face?"

GHEORGHE: "I thought I noticed something earlier… Blue forcing Whisper to her feet …. Blue now whipping Whisper into the ropes .. and she hits her with a back elbow on the return! ANOTHER COVER …. ONE …….. TWO ……. And Whisper gets her shoulder up!"

JIVE: "Krist Blue tearing up the place tonight, but decides to cut it short as she tags in Karla Starr… I guess she wants to let Starr get in on the action."

GHEORGHE: "Especially since Daymon isn’t in the ring anymore.."

JIVE: "Are you alluding that Starr doesn’t want to be in the ring with Caitlyn?"

GHEORGHE: "Not at all…. Right… Whisper to her feet as she hits a right hand on Starr. Starr trying fight her way out of a grapple…. But it’s too late! Spinning bulldog in the corner AND STARR IS DOWN! Whisper now with the quick cover ….. ONE ……. TWO—NO! Karla Starr kicks out! AND NOW WHISPER TAGS OUT TO CAITLYN DAYMON!"

JIVE: "That’s it! See, I told you they would get into it! Karla Starr’s not running from anyone!"

GHEORGHE: " Karla Starr to her feet … and SHE SEES CAITLYN COMING AT HER …. KARLA STARR RUNS OVER AND TAGS IN KRIST BLUE!"

JIVE: " Karla Starr did her work … and Krist was aching to get back in the ring!"

GHEORGHE: "Sure she was … Blue slugging at Daymon… NO! Daymon ducks…. HARD BODYSLAM BY CAITLYN DAYMON! She drops on top of Krist …. ONE ……… KICKOUT …. They’re really making this match fast and furious with a lot of pin attempts early on!"

JIVE: "I think the referee is counting a bit too fast when it comes to Daymon and Whisper!! He’s not giving Karla Starr and Krist Blue a chance!"

GHEORHGE: "Blue is up… and Daymon hits a spinning neckbreaker!"

JIVE: "And Daymon is on her knees…. wow…… I wish she was like that las…."

GHEORGHE: "She’s married, Nick!! Blue slapping Daymon from her back … AND DAYMON DRAGS HER TO HER FEET BY HER HAIR!! Daymon now running towards her, AND KRIST IS RUNNING AWAY!!"

JIVE: "What the fuc….."

GHEORGHE: "Krist running at the ropes …. she jumps ON THE SECOND ROPE …. AND FLIES BACK INTO DAYMON …. AND A PERFECTLY EXCUTED SPINNING NECKBREAKER FROM KRIST BLUE!!!!"

JIVE: "And now Karla Starr wants in! See, they’re tagging in and out effortlessly like a true team!"

GHEORGHE: "Daymon using the ropes to get up… Starr getting behind Daymon….. German Suplex by Karla Starr. Starr going for another…. NO! DAYMON REVERSES AND NAILS A BULLDOG!! Now Caitlyn Daymn is crawling over to tag in Whisper!"

JIVE: "I bet she doesn’t even realize that Starr is in the ring! As far as she knows she is still in the ring w/ Krist Blue!"

GHEORGHE: "And Daymon tags in Whisper who immediately runs over to Karla Starr… Starr getting to her feet ….. AND WHISPER TAKES HER DOWN WITH A CLOTHESLINE! Caitlyn Daymon now looking up … AND SHE WANTS BACK IN!! Caitlyn Daymon is banging on the turnbuckle and yelling to Whisper!"

JIVE: "Whisper is too busy and she doesn’t hear Daymon .. this is why Caitlyn should pay more attention to who is actually in the ring with her!"

GHEORGHE: "Whisper now picking up Karla Starr … AND SHE TAKES HER DOWN WITH A SIDE EFFECT!! Caitlyn Daymon NOW TRYING TO GET INTO THE RING! The referee is over there and he is trying to keep her contained …. BUT HERE COMES KRIST BLUE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"

JIVE: " Caitlyn Daymon just put her partner in a whole world of hurt!"

GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue in and she rakes the eyes of Whisper …. Karla Starr now holding Whisper up … Krist Blue against the ropes …. BLUE LUNGES AT WHISPER WITH A FOREARM SMASH …………….. AND WHISPER DUCKS!!! KRIST BLUE JUST NAILED KARLA STARR WITH THE FOREARM!!! Krist Blue looking around wildly to see where Whisper went to … she turns …. WHISPER WITH A SPEAR TAKING HER DOWN!"

JIVE: " Caitlyn Daymon now getting past the referee and she flies on top of Karla Starr!"

GHEORGHE: "CAITLYN DAYMON LAYING CLOSED FISTS INTO THE FACE OF KARLA STARR!!! But the referee pulls her off and Karla Starr rolls to the outside!"

JIVE: "Daymon’s own inability to wait just caused Starr to get away."

GHEORGHE: "And Daymon now goes back to her corner … and Whisper tags her in ….. Caitlyn Daymon runs in and corners Krist Blue …. And now some shots in the side by Caitlyn Daymon … Daymon driving the boots into the gut … Caitlyn Daymon sets Krist Blue up on the turnbuckle … AND NOW CAITLYN DAYMON IS ASCENDING ROPES!"

JIVE: "We all know where this is heading!"

GHEORGHE: "Daymon hooks the tights of Krist Blue …… BUT KARLA STARR HOPS ON THE APRON AND IS HOLDING BLUE’s feet!!! Daymon goes for the superplex …. But Starr is blocking it!! STARR JUST KNOCKED THE FEET OF CAITLYN DAYMON OFF THE TURNBUCKLE PAD AND SHE HITS THE TOP TURNBUCKLE FACE FIRST!"

JIVE: "Talk about bad luck.. she slipped off the turnbuckle pad!"

GHEORGHE: "Slipped?! KRIST BLUE FLIES OFF THE TOP ROPE …….. AND NAILS A HURRICANRANA!!!!! ONE ……………… TWO ……………….. THRE—KICKOUT!!! CAITLYN DAYMON KICKED OUT!"

JIVE: "Once again the referee counting too slow."

GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue now with the head of Caitlyn Daymon … she spins her around to face her …. AND KRIST BLUE JUST TOOK AHOLD OF THE BREASTS OF CAITLYN DAYMON … AND SHE’s PINCHING THE NIPPLES!"

JIVE: "The titty pinch!"

GHEORGHE: " Caitlyn Daymon scowling in pain … AND SHE KNOCKS THE HANDS OF BLUE AWAY! Caitlyn Daymon drives the knee into Krist Blue’s gut … DAYMONPLEX!!!! CAITLYN DAYMON NAILS THE DAYMONPLEX!!!"

JIVE: "No!!!!"

GHEORGHE: "She makes the cover …. ONE …………….. TWO ………………. AND KARLA STARR RUNS INTO THE RING AND MAKES THE SAVE!"

JIVE: "Thank God for Karla Starr!"

GHEORGHE: "Daymon quickly up to her feet and SHE SHOVES KARLA STARR TO THE MAT! And now Caitlyn Daymon walking up to Karla Starr who is on her feet and BACKED INTO THE CORNER!"

JIVE: " Karla Starr has nowhere to go!"

GHEORGHE: "Starr pleading with Caitlyn Daymon, but I think the only thing on Caitlyn’s mind is revenge ….. Daymon slowly coming closer and closer just nodding at Starr …… AND KRIST BLUE WITH A SCHOOLBOY FROM BEHIND!!! ONE ………… TWO ……….. THREE! NO! Caitlyn Daymon kicked out at the last second!"

JIVE: "That was close, Tom! I thought for sure she had her."

GHEORGHE: "Daymon back up as is Blue … AND DAYMON CLOBBERS HER OVER THE HEAD WITH AN AXEHANDLE! Krist Blue stumbles back … but she charges in after Daymon … AND DAYMON TAKES HER DOWN WITH A DROP TOE HOLD! Caitlyn Daymon now grabs the arms of Krist Blue and drags her over to the corner … and Daymon tags in Whisper."

JIVE: "Daymon and Whisper could only dream of teaming as well as Starr and Blue have, Tom … I can sense the jealousy."

GHEORGHE: "Whisper grabs the arm of Blue and wring its around ….. Whisper going underneath once again .. SHE STOPS MIDWAY THROUGH … BACK BODY SLAM! Whisper now hopping on the top rope …. She sets …… AND NAILS A BREATHTAKING MOONSAULT ON TOP OF KRIST BLUE! The cover …. ONE ……….. TWO …… KICKOUT!"

JIVE: "Krist Blue is toying with her. She’s going to let Whisper expend all this energy .. just to come back and nail her."

GHEORGHE: "Whisper grabs Krist Blue … and she sends her into the ropes … Blue on the way back … AND SHE HOPS OVER WHISPER …. Blue on the rebound …. And Whisper drops to the mat as Krist Blue skips over her again … Blue on the other ropes … AND KARLA STARR TAGGED HERSELF IN! WHISPER CATCHES BLUE AND FLIPS HER WITH A BACKBODY DROP ….. AND KARLA STARR NAILS HER WITH THE SUPERKICK!!!! Whisper is down!!!!"

JIVE: "This is it!"

GHEORGHE: " Karla Starr with the cover …… ONE ………… TWO ………… THREE!"

JIVE: "GOD DAMMIT!"

GHEORGHE: "CAITLYN DAYMON BROKE UP THE PIN ATTEMPT!"

JIVE: "Someone get that wench out of there!"

GHEORGHE: "The referee now escorting Caitlyn Daymon to the side … and Karla Starr now picks up Whisper … Karla Starr now walks over to the ropes with Whisper … AND SHE’s SHOUTING AT MADELINE!"

JIVE: "Madeline has been on the outside the entire time just cheering for Whisper and Daymon .. she’s a classy lady … a little bit too clothed, but classy none the less."

GHEORGHE: " Karla Starr takes the head of Whisper … AND SHE DRAGS IT ATOP THE TOP ROPE! Karla Starr releases it … STARR BOUNCES FROM THE SECOND ROP AND CATCHES WHISPER IN A BULLDOG! Karla Starr now up … AND SHE IS TAUNTING CAITLYN DAYMON TO COME GET HER!"

JIVE: "AND DAYMON’s COMING IN!"

GHEORGHE: "DAYMON THROUGH THE ROPES …….. AND SHE SPEARS KARLA STARR TO THE MAT!!! CAITLYN DAYMON IS POUNDING AWAY ON THE CHEST AND FACE OF KARLA STARR!"

JIVE: "The damn referee is standing their dumbfounded!"

GHEORGHE: "Here comes Krist Blue …. SHE DROPS THE ELBOW!!! BUT DAYMON MOVES AND BLUE NAILS KARLA STARR!!!"

JIVE: "Oh god."

GHEORGHE: "Whisper now back up … AND ALL FOUR WOMEN ARE IN THE RING!"

JIVE: "Thank God!"

GHEORGHE: " Caitlyn Daymon has Karla Starr in one corner … AND SHE IS DRIVING ELBOWS INTO THE JAW …. Whisper now has Krist Blue in the other and is nailing knee lift after knee lift …. Both women nod at each other … AND THEY BOTH IRISH WHIP THEIR PERSON ….. WAIT A MINUTE!"

JIVE: "HOLY SHIT!"

GHEORGHE: "KARLA STARR WAS CATAPULTED BY KRIST BLUE RIGHT ON TOP OF WHISPER !!! KARLA STARR IS NAILING WHISPER WITH ELBOW DRIVES INTO THE SKULL …. AND NOW KRIST BLUE WITH A SPINNING LEG KICK INTO THE FACE OF DAYMON FLOORS HER!"

JIVE: "The referee is now telling Blue to get Daymon out of the ring … Whisper and Starr are the legal women here!"

GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue TOSSES Caitlyn Daymon to the outside … and now takes her spot in the corner … Karla Starr has Whisper … and she sends her into the far corner … AND WHISPER NAILS THE CORNER BACK FIRST!!! KARLA STARR CHASES IN …………….. AND NAILS A SPRINGBOARD CROSS BODY BLOCK SPLASH! Karla Starr tags in Krist Blue as Whisper falls to the mat!"

JIVE: "These gals are putting on a HELL of a show!"

GHEORGHE: "Krist Blue in … she wraps the legs of Whisper ….. AND NOW KRIST BLUE JUST CATAPULTED WHISPER INTO THE CORNER ….. AND KARLA STARR HAD HER BOOT ON THE TOP TURNBUCKLE! Whisper comes back … and a rollup by Krist Blue ……….. ONE ………… TWO ……………… THRE—DAYMON BREAKS UP THE HOLD!"

JIVE: " Caitlyn Daymon picking the right time to come back in the ring …"

GHEORGHE: "The referee telling Daymon she needs to exit the ring … AND WHISPER HAS JUST CAUGHT KRIST BLUE IN A SMALL PACKAGE!!!"

JIVE: "The referee is too concerned about Daymon in the ring."

GHEORGHE: "Whisper has had Blue rolled up for at least a TEN count …. The ref turns around ……… ONE …………. TWO ………………. KICKOUT BY KRIST BLUE!"

JIVE: "Oh .. how close."

GHEORGHE: "Stop being so sarcastic .. Whisper could have had this match won for her team."

JIVE: "Well it won’t matter come the pay per view .."

GHEORGHE: "What do you mean?"

JIVE: "Didn’t you hear?"

GHEORGHE: "No!"

JIVE: "The Women’s Championship match is going to be decided by the Gauntlet SPIN THE WHEEL, MAKE THE DEAL stipulation .. there will be 10 different options …. and everytime someone is eliminated, the wheel is spun and a new stipulation is made! "

GHEORGHE: "How do you know this?"

JIVE: "It was just posted on the New ERA website!"

GHEORGHE: "That is FANTASTIC! Gauntlet! Spin the Wheel, Make the Deal!! Holy Lord ... what an event Battle BRAWL is going to be! Whisper now trying to get to her corner …. BUT KRIST BLUE STOPS HER! Krist Blue now tagging in Karla Starr …… and they double underhook Whisper …. THEY TAKE HER UP AND DRIVE HER INTO THE MAT WITH A DOUBLE SUPLEX! Karla Starr now over taunting Caitlyn Daymon …."

(SFX: Crowd explodes.)

JIVE: "She can’t do that!"

GHEORGHE: "CAITLYN DAYMON JUST FLICKED KARLA STARR OFF!"

JIVE: "She’s not supposed to do stuff like that!!"

GHEORGHE: " Karla Starr looks at Daymon again … AND NOW STARR IS WALKING INTO THE CORNER OF DAYMON and WHISPER!! Daymon mouthing off to Starr … and Starr mouthing off to Daymon .. AND STARR IS TELLING DAYMON TO GET INTO THE RING! Karla Starr turns around .. grabs Whisper by the hair …….. AND SHE JUST TOSSED HER INTO THE CORNER!!! CAITLYN DAYMON TAGS HERSELF IN!"

JIVE: "All hell is about to break lose!"

GHEORGHE: "DAYMON CHARGES IN ….. BUT KARLA STARR RUNS OVER AND TAGS IN KRIST BLUE!!!"

JIVE: "Krist Blue wasn’t even paying attention .. she was responding to a fan.."

GHEORGHE: "Starr slides out the ring … AND CAITLYN DAYMON IS PISSED OFF!!! CAITLYN DAYMON PULLS KRIST BLUE OVER THE TOP ROPE BY HER HAIR!"

JIVE: " Caitlyn Daymon is NOT one to scorn …. As Karla Starr almost found out a few times tonight."

GHEORGHE: " Caitlyn Daymon …. With a sidekick to the mid-section … AND SHE FOLLOWS THAT THROUGH WITH A ROLLING DDT!! Caitlyn Daymon now looks over and points at Karla Starr!"

(SFX: Crowd beings to jeer!)

JIVE: "Where is Starr going?!"

GHEORGHE: "KARLA STARR HAS JUST THROWN UP HER ARMS …. AND SHE FLIPS OFF CAITLYN DAYMON AS SHE BEGINS TO WALK UP THE RAMPWAY!"

JIVE: "She’s leaving Blue all there by herself!"

GHEORGHE: " Caitlyn Daymon now point at Starr, whose stopped at the top of the rampway ….. DAYMON WITH KRIST BLUE ………………… AND SHE NAILS THE DAYMONPLEX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

JIVE: "This time there’s no Karla Starr to break it up!"

GHEORGHE: "DAYMON WITH THE COVER ………… ONE …………… TWO …………. THREE!!!"

(SFX: Bell rings.)

GHEORGHE: "CAITLYN DAYMON AND WHISPER HAVE WON THIS MATCH! And Karla Starr, with a look of disgust on her face, walks out of the arena through the curtains!"

JACOBS: "The winners of this match via pinfall …….. WHISPER annnnnnd CAITLYN DAYMON!"

JIVE: "Wow … I can only imagine what the Women’s Championship match is going to be … just imagine .. we could have TWO cage matches in one night …. ONE INVOLVING SIX WOMEN!"

GHEORGHE: "Who knows, Nick ….. but we’ve got to take this commercial break … when we come back ….. JOHN DOE …. THE PHANTOM REPUBLICAN…. Going ONE on ONE!"

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