[ Conseco Fieldhouse ] Indianapolis, Indiana



PRESENTS ....

TAPED: May 24, 2004
AIRED: May 27, 2004
EPISODE: RAUCOUS 09, Chapter 5

(FADEIN: Travis Smith backstage looking pretty pissed. He breaks through a door into a dressing room, finding it deserted.)

SMITH: "Where the fuck is he! I’m going to teach that boy a lesson!"

(Smith storms out of the picture as the camera fades to the name on the door: John Doe. CUTTO: Ringside.)

GHEORGHE: "Travis Smith did not seem to like the fact that John Doe came out after his loss to Borden moments ago and called him a joke again …."

JIVE: "Good, someone needs to shut Doe the hell up. And if it doesn’t happen next, then by God, let ‘Too Sweet’ beat his ass."

GHEORGHE: "John Doe, Chaos, and Mindkiller are one team in our next match, and they will be taking on Suicide, Troy Douglas and Jonathan Marx on the other as we head into our Six Man Tag ‘Survivor’ match .. where the lone survivor gets a Television Championship shot next edition of RAUCOUS against current champion, Jean Rabesque."

JIVE: "Six men .. all of whom I’d love to see outwrestle Rabesque … well, except Doe."

GHEORGHE: "This goes as a normal six man tag match until one team is fully eliminated … if that happens, then the remaining members of the surviving team wrestle each other until there is one person left, that person winning the match and the title shot. Let’s head to Carl Jacobs and get this thing on the road!"

(CUTTO: The big screens as the lineup comes across them. CUTTO: Carl Jacobs in the ring.)


#1 Contender's Match for the:
Television Championship
Survivor Six Man Tag

Chaos, Mindkiller & John Doe vs. Troy Douglas, Jonathan Marx
& Suicide


JACOBS: "The following match is for the #1 Contendership to the Television Championship, and it is a Six Man Tag Team SURVIVOR match! Introducing the first team …."

(CUEUP: 'My Own Summer (Shove It)' by The Deftones. Mindkiller, with Necromancer, John Doe, and Chaos step on stage. The crowd gives a mixed reaction due to Doe’s placement, but otherwise hiss at Mindkiller and Chaos. The three of them walk down the rampway towards the ring …)

JACOBS: "Weighing in at over 650 pounds …. the team of CHAOS …. MINDKILLER … and JOHN DOE!"

JIVE: "One of these men are going to take on Jean Rabesque next week!"

GHEORGHE: "And by those men, you really mean either Mindkiller or Chaos.."

JIVE: "Yes."

JACOBS: "And their opponents ….."

(CUEUP: 'Woodpecker From Mars' by Faith No More. Troy Douglas and Jonathan Marx walk down the rampway, but Suicide doesn’t come through the curtains … Marx and Douglas stand at the ring steps …)

JIVE: "Looks like Suicide isn’t showing!"

(Suicide then walks through the curtain … he is wearing a red and black outfit .. with a red and black Suicide mask that have horns coming from the sides.)

JIVE: "WHAT … the … HELL?"

JACOBS: "Weighing in at a combined weight of 711 pounds …. The team of ‘Gentleman’ JONATHAN MARX …… TROY DOUGLAS ……. And SUICIDE!"

(SFX: Bell rings)

GHEORGHE: "Suicide … looks like … some sort of Satan spawn if you ask me.."

JIVE: "I knew there was something wrong about the taste of the water here in Indianapolis!"

GHEORGHE: "You mean .. the way water SHOULD taste? It looks like John Doe and Troy Douglas are going to start things off here … They lock up in the middle of the ring …."

JIVE: "Why is John Doe even in this match? He’s already had two shots to win the Television title and he failed miserably both times. Give it a rest …"

GHEORGHE: "Doe with a go behind on Douglas … But Douglas reverses it …. Hooks the leg of Doe … AND TAKES HIM TO THE MAT WITH A RUSSIAN LEG SWEEP! Doe holding his face .. as Troy Douglas comes up to him .. now sending him into the ropes … Doe comes back … AND GOES UP AND OVER AS DOUGLAS HITS A BACK BODY DROP! Doe back to his feet quickly and tags in Chaos!"

JIVE: "Look at Suicide … Suicide has not taken his eyes off of Chaos since he walked through that curtain!"

GHEORGHE: "Chaos snarls at Suicide as he and Douglas now circle each other … Douglas goes for a single leg takedown … BUT CHAOS SMACKS HIM IN THE HEAD WITH A LEFT HAND! Douglas taking exception to the open hand slap PROCEEDS TO GO AHEAD WITH A DOUBLE LEG TAKEDOWN AND HE’s SLAPPING CHAOS!"

JIVE: "Come on guys, I know closed fist punches are illegal, but you can throw some.. just throw them all at John Doe."

GHEORGHE: "Douglas up now … AND HE IS GOING TO TAG IN SUICIDE!!!"

JIVE: "Here comes trouble!"

GHEORGHE: "Mindkiller comes in the ring and the ref goes over to stop him … DOUGLAS MAKES THE TAG AND THE FANS HAVE ERUPTED HERE IN INDIANAPOLIS! SUICIDE GRABS AHOLD OF CHAOS’ THROAT …. AND SLAMS HIM TO THE MAT!!!"

JIVE: "The referee didn’t see the tag and since Douglas is still in the ring … he’s forcing Suicide out!"

GHEORGHE: "The referee is telling Suicide to get out of the ring but he is still focused on Chaos!! AND HERE COMES MINDKILLER AGAIN!!! MINDKILLER GRABS THE BACK OF DOUGLAS ….. BRAINBUSTER! Mindkiller pulls Chaos on top of Douglas …. The referee turns around and makes the count as Mindkiller goes back through the ropes …. ONE …………….. TWO ……………… AND MARX MAKES THE SAVE!"

JIVE: "Ideally Marx will eventually want Douglas out of the way .. but right now, when all men are fresh, its good to keep it three on three."

GHEORGHE: "Chaos goes over and makes the tag to Mindkiller who comes in the ring … Mindkiller picks up Troy Douglas … sends him into the ropes ….. BIG BOOT TO THE FACE OF DOUGLAS DROPS HIM TO THE MAT …. Mindkiller now against the ropes himself …. AND JOHN DOE JUST TAGGED HIMSELF IN!"

JIVE: "What a lousy mongrel!"

GHEORGHE: "MINDKILLER DROPS THE LEG … but the referee is telling him that John Doe is the legal man! Mindkiller staring a HOLE right into John Doe as he steps through the FAR ropes …. Doe in … MAKES THE COVER ….. ONE ………… TWO ………….. KICKOUT by Douglas!"

JIVE: "We didn’t see Suicide or Marx move an inch that time…"

GHEORGHE: "John Doe picks Troy Douglas up by the hair this time … kicks him in the stomach … bounces against the ropes .. LOCKS THE HEAD AND DRIVES IT INTO THE MAT WITH A TORNADO DDT!! John Doe with the cover again ………. ONE ……….. TWO ………. THR—KICKOUT!"

JIVE: "Troy Douglas is now making a move to tag out …. He is almost at Jonathan Marx …. BUT MARX WALKS AWAY FROM DOUGLAS’ OUTSTRETCHED ARM!"

GHEORGHE: "JOHN DOE ON TOP OF HIM QUICKLY WITH A REVERSE CHINLOCK STOPPING DOUGLAS’ progress!"

JIVE: "I can’t believe that Marx simply walked away from Douglas’ tag plea! But I guess you gotta win at any cost necessary!"

GHEORGHE: "Douglas ROLLS DOE ON HIS SIDE …. ONE ….. TW—KICKOUT. Doe is quickly up …drops the knee … BUT NOBODY IS HOME!! Douglas to his knees as Doe is getting up … AND HE POKES HIM IN THE EYE! Troy Douglas wraps the waist of Doe … NORTHERN LIGHTS SUPLEX … the BRIDGE …. ONE ……. TWO …… but he can’t hold the hands together and he ends up releasing it!"

JIVE: "DAMMIT!"

GHEORGHE: "Troy Douglas using the ropes as Doe is quick to his feet …. Doe coming at Douglas …. AND DOUGLAS WITH A KICK TO THE GUT! Doe comes at him again …. AND DOUGLAS WITH ANOTHER KICK! Doe is doubled over as Troy Douglas comes out …. SWINGING NECKBREAKER!! Troy Douglas is starting to make a move to his corner! DOUGLAS IS UP ON HIS FEET AND HE TAGS IN JONATHAN MARX!"

JIVE: "Wait … double teaming on Doe! I love it!"

GHEORGHE: "Troy Douglas is telling Jonathan Marx to hold up John Doe …. Douglas steps back …. He’s measuring up Doe ….. SUPERKICK!"

JIVE: "Uh oh!"

GHEORGHE: "DOE MANAGED TO GET OUT OF MARX’s GRASP AND MARX GOT NAILED WITH THE SUPERKICK AND HE WENT DOWN LIKE A TON OF BRICKS!!! JOHN DOE WITH THE COVER!!!"

JIVE: "Look at Douglas! He is standing there watching as Doe covers Marx and isn’t even doing a thing to help!!"

GHEORGHE: "ONE ……………….. TWO …………………… THREE!!!!"

JACOBS: "Gentleman’ JONATHAN MARX has been eliminated!"

JIVE: "Douglas is smiling!"

GHEORGHE: "Troy Douglas now turning around to tag in Suicide ….. BUT SUICIDE PLASTERS HIM IN THE FACE WITH A PHANTOM KICK! WHAT ON GOD’s EARTH IS SUICIDE DOING?!"

JIVE: "Suicide is now TELLING Doe to cover Troy Douglas!!!"

GHEORGHE: "Doe with the cover …… ONE ……………… TWO ………….. THREE!!! John Doe has eliminated both JONATHAN MARX and TROY DOUGLAS within a matter of seconds!"

JACOBS: "TROY DOUGLAS has been eliminated!"

JIVE: "Why does Suicide want it to be three on one?! I mean, granted its really only two on one since John Doe has no talent … but still!"

GHEORGHE: "Suicide is staring at John Doe …. And Doe is starting to move to his corner …. Correction, DOE HIGH TAILS IT TO HIS CORNER AND TAGS IN MINDKILLER!"

JIVE: "I always wanted to see Mindkiller versus Suicide!"

GHEORGHE: "Ladies and gentlemen I am getting word that Jonathan Marx has gotten into an altercation with Troy Douglas over Douglas’ inaction when he was eliminated …. Lets go split screen for this.."

(The screen splits as one half shows Mindkiller standing face to face with Suicide and the other shows Jonathan Marx fighting in the back with Troy Douglas as they throw each other into trash barrels and whatnot.)

JIVE: "Douglas eliminated Marx essentially .. I think he has every right to be mad!"

(The screen goes back to the match at hand as Marx tosses Douglas into a Coke machine before leaving.)

GHEORGHE: "I’m sure that those two are going to have plenty to say to each other once the night is finished! Suicide and Mindkiller are standing FACE to FACE staring at each other ….. AND MINDKILLER STRIKES FIRST WITH A JAB TO THE MASKED FACE OF SUICIDE! AND SUICIDE COMES BACK WITH A JAB OF HIS OWN!"

JIVE: "I don’t know … both of these guys scare me.. I’d rather be in a dark alley with Peter File than with either one of these two."

GHEORGHE: "And that’s saying a lot, Nick .. Mindkiller now locking the head of Suicide …. AND HE DROPS HIM WITH A STANDING BULLDOG! Mindkiller get up this feet and picks up Suicide .. and Chaos is yelling at him to keep hitting him with hard moves!"

JIVE: "Chaos wants Mindkiller to soften him up for him!! THAT’s intelligence!"

GHEORGHE: "Mindkiller picks Suicide up ……… SIDEWALK SLAM! Mindkiller with the cover …. ONE ….. and Suicide kicks out with authority! Mindkiller to his feet as Suicide gets to his knees .. MINDKILLER FIRING OFF LEFTS AND RIGHTS IN RAPID SUCCESSION … BUT SUICIDE IS TAKING THE PUNISHMENT AS HE GETS TO HIS FEET!"

JIVE: "I think Suicide is focused most on getting to Chaos … the Television title and winning this match is secondary to him at this point!"

GHEORGHE: "Mindkiller clobbers Suicide in the back with a forearm shot, but Suicide gets to his feet anyway! Mindkiller against the ropes …. Comes back with a CLOTHESLINE!!! SUICIDE DUCKS and MINDKILLER GOES TO THE OTHER ROPES …. COMES BACK …. AND SUICIDE HITS HIM WITH A DROPKICK BUT MINDKILLER WOBBLES… Suicide against the other ropes … comes at Mindkiller …….. AND TAKES HIM DOWN WITH AN ENZIGUIRI!"

JIVE: "The fans are on their feet as Suicide gets up!!"

GHEORGHE: "Suicide now points at Chaos …. AND MAKES A SLICE GESTURE ACROSS THE NECK OF MINDKILLER!!! SUICIDE SENDS MINDKILLER INTO THE ROPES …… SPINEBUSTER!!!!!! SUICIDE IS SIGNALLING THAT HE's GOING UP TOP!"

JIVE: "No way what is he going to do?!"

GHEORGHE: "Suicide is standing ON THE TOP ROPE AND HE IS SIGNALLING AGAIN AT CHAOS!!! "

CROWD: "N . E . W ! N . E . W !"

GHEORGHE: "SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP!!! SHOOTING STAR LEG DROP!!! SUICIDE WITH THE COVER!!! ONE ………………….. TWO………………………"


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