[ DCU Center ] Worcester, Massachusetts



PRESENTS ....

TAPED: May 31, 2011
AIRED: Jun. 27, 2011
SEASON 2: PrimeTime

NEWMAN: "And right when you thought thing couldn't get ANY hotter … the New ERA of Wrestling Championship is on the line for the THIRD time tonight here at PrimeTime!"

JULIUS: "Wasn't two times enough?! I mean, Mr. Entertainment won the Championship back fair and square!"

TRIPP: "So it was okay for Mr. Entertainment to cash in one of his banked shots earlier, but now Fanatic can't?"

JULIUS: "Larry Tact and Fanatic conned Mr. Entertainment into defending the Championship when he wasn't ready!"

TRIPP: "I don't buy it, Dean, and apparently neither did Marcus LaRoque .. because the New ERA Championship match will, indeed, be PrimeTime's main event!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic defeated Mr. Entertainment for the New ERA Championship in our opening bout … Mr. Entertainment then defeated Fanatic to regain the Championship after the Career vs. Career match between Michael Montgomery and Cameron Cruise …. And now … we've reached the third and FINAL deciding match between these two incredible competitors."

TRIPP: "If the two prior matches are any indication … we could have THREE potential match of the y…."


One More Thing

(CUEUP: "The Downward Spiral" by NIN. The fans pop as New ERA President Marcus LaRoque steps through the curtains holding a microphone.)

NEWMAN: "And here is Marcus LaRoque to kick things off!"

LaROQUE: "PrimeTime!"

(SFX: Huge crowd pops.)

LaROQUE: "Tonight has certainly been quite the adventure!"

JULIUS: "You can say that again!"

LaROQUE: "Fanatic."

(SFX: POP!)

LaROQUE: "Mr. Entertainment."

(SFX: JEER!)

LaROQUE: "Right ….. now!"

(CUEUP: "The Fourth Legacy" by Kamelot. The crowd pops huge as Fanatic walks out from behind the curtain, sans Larry Tact.)

LINKS: "The following match is schedule for one fall … and is tonight's MAIN EVENT! Introducing first… he stands six foot three and weighs 222 pounds… and is a FORMER New ERA Champion……… "the Elite Enigma" ……. FANATIC!"

(Fanatic eyes LaRoque as he walks to the ring.)

JULIUS: "Look at that .. not even two hours later and he's already being billed as a former New ERA Champion."

TRIPP: "Larry Tact not joining his brother in the main event … after the hellacious battle he had with Shawn Hart and Suicide."

NEWMAN: "After falling victim to the Burning Hammer on the top of this jumbo scoreboard, who can blame him."

LINKS: "And his opponent…"

(CUEUP: "That's Entertainment!" by the Jam. The crowd stands on their feet and hisses as a lone spotlight shines on the top of the ramp. Mr. Entertainment steps into it and soaks in the jeers.)

LINKS: "Hailing from Ashland, Oregon … he stands six foot two and weighs 234 pounds …. He is the current New ERA of Wrestling Champion …………. MISTER …….. ENTERTAINMENT!"

(Entertainment waltzes past LaRoque without even a glance as he focuses on Fanatic in the ring.)

JULIUS: "The Champion is ready to go!"

(The referee takes the belt from Mr. Entertainment and holds it over his head as the two men continue to stare at one another.)

LaROQUE: "Oh, I knew I forgot something."

(Immediately both men shoot around and glare up the ramp at the New ERA President.)

NEWMAN: "Wait, what?!"

JULIUS: "LaRoque has an ace up his sleeve!"

LaROQUE: "Since we're all here… and since this is the break point for this little back and forth between you two …"

(He smiles.)

LaROQUE: "Why not make this special, eh?"

(SFX: Fans orgasm.)

NEWMAN: "What is he talking about?!"

JULIUS: "I think LaRoque is getting payback for the way Entertainment and Fanatic played him earlier!"

LaROQUE: "So … take a moment. Look around at the fans here in the DCU Center. Look at the mat beneath your feet. Look at the man across the ring from you.."

(LaRoque pauses and points to the rafters.)

LaROQUE: "Hell … look to the sky …"

(Fanatic and Entertainment look up … all of a sudden the crowd explodes as a loud noise buzzes.)

JULIUS: "You've got to be kidding me!!!"

TRIPP: "Is that …."

NEWMAN: "A CAGE!!!! A CAGE IS LOWERING FROM THE RAFTERS!"

LaROQUE: "Because this thing will be finished … one way or another … in the confines of a STEEL CAGE!"

(SFX: HUUUUUGE POP!)

LaROQUE: "Oh … and one more thing. If anyone, and I mean, ANYONE, steps one foot near the cage… they'll be fired ON THE SPOT!"

NEWMAN: "And Fanatic and Entertainment can't believe it! They're standing in the middle of the ring watching the steel cage lower around the ringside area!"

TRIPP: "The cage resting on the outside of the apron .. and now the officials locking everything into place!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment is beside himself … he's yelling at the referee …. At LaRoque … hell he's even yelling at the New ERA Championship!"

JULIUS: "What's done is done! Marcus LaRoque waving at Fanatic and Entertainment … the bolts are locked in place … and the ref is signaling for the bell!"

(SFX: Bell rings!)


MAIN EVENT
New ERA Championship
Cage Match

Fanatic vs. Mr. Entertainment (c)

NEWMAN: "AND HERE WE GO!"

JULIUS: "And there he went! Mr. Entertainment just clobbered Fanatic upside the head with the Championship belt!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic down on the mat … and the Champion straddling over him driving the belt repeatedly into the skull! With the cage surrounding the ring .. there's no escape and no way for anyone to help!"

TRIPP: "Unless they want a one-way ticket out the door."

JULIUS: "Right beside Michael Montgomery!"

NEWMAN: "With this cage match there are only two ways to walk out with the belt. The first is to make it through the door on the side of the cage … and the second is to make it up over the top and to the arena floor!"

TRIPP: "And right now, Entertainment is taking the third option … which is to beat the living hell out of Fanatic."

JULIUS: "If I were Mr. Entertainment, I'd be heading straight for the door! He's already taken Fanatic to the limit twice tonight … no need to go toe-for-toe for a third time when the door is only a few feet away!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment drags Fanatic to his feet and wraps the arm … hooks the waist and brings the "Elite Enigma" up and over with the suplex. Entertainment shoots back to his feet and raises his arms in the air."

TRIPP: "He hasn't won anything yet … chances are we could see three title changes here tonight!"

JULIUS: "This is the most entertaining superstar in New ERA's history … he won't be making the same mistake he made earlier tonight."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic now getting to his feet, but Mr. Entertainment right there with him. Entertainment grabs onto the back of the tights .. AND SENDS FANATIC FACE-FIRST INTO THE STEEL CAGE! Fanatic bounces off the cage and falls to the mat!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment glancing at the door … but he decides to pile on the pain!"

JULIUS: "Oh c'mon! Take the belt and get out of there! You've already proven your superiority!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment reaches down to grab Fanatic … BUT THE ELITE ENIGMA GRABS THE FRONT OF THE TIGHTS AND SENDS ENTERTAINMENT FACE-FIRST INTO THE CAGE! Entertainment stumbles backwards and Fanatic with the roll up!"

JULIUS: "There aren't any pinfalls in a cage match."

TRIPP: "Habits are hard to break, Dean, and either way, Mr. Entertainment kicked out immediately."

JULIUS: "Well now that Mr. Entertainment's back on his feet … he can turn this thing around!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic now working over the New ERA Champion with some reverse knife edge chops… The "Elite Enigma" with a fireman's carry …. And he locks on the armbar!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic has shown that he can fly with the best of them, and now he's starting this rubber match off with solid ring technique."

NEWMAN: "Entertainment making his way back to his feet though, but Fanatic keeps the momentum up with an irish whip to the ropes…. Entertainment comes back … and the two connect with dueling shoulderblocks!"

JULIUS: "But neither man goes down!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic against the ropes now … and he soars through the air with a beautiful leaping clothesline… BUT ENTERTAINMENT DUCKS!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic breaks into a roll out though and he's back on his feet!"

JULIUS: "Turn around, Champ!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic comes up from behind … and he dropkicks the Champion into the cage! Entertainment holding his face as Fanatic hooks the tig—no! Entertainment shooting back an elbow and catching the "Elite Enigma" right in the nose! Mr. Entertainment grabs the wrist …. And pulls Fanatic into the short-arm clothesline!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic dropped to the mat and now Entertainment grabbing onto the wrist … and he's bending it WAY back!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic pushing himself back to his feet … and he's trying to reverse the wristlock."

JULIUS: "If Fanatic wants to be a true champion, he's going to have to find a way to stop Mr. Entertainment in his tracks .."

TRIPP: "Well he's done it once already tonight!"

JULIUS: "A fluke that Mr. Entertainment fixed within the hour!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic on his feet .. but Mr. Entertainment with a rake of the eyes! Entertainment releases the hold and makes his way against the ropes."

JULIUS: "Mr. Entertainment always one step ahead."

NEWMAN: "The New ERA Champion on the return … BUT FANATIC WITH THE SPINNING CRESCENT KICK TAKES ENTERTAINMENT DOWN!"

JULIUS: "No!! C'mon!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment on the mat … and Fanatic looking at the side of the cage.. I think he may try to escape!"

JULIUS: "Yea, run, Fanatic! Run like a baby!"

NEWMAN: "If he escapes the cage he wins the belt, Dean."

JULIUS: "He's a scaredy-cat!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic looks back at Entertainment… and he is bringing him up!"

JULIUS: "And he's stupid.. he should have left when he had the chance."

TRIPP: "So wait …"

JULIUS: "Forget it, Tripp. Just focus on what you do mediocre."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic has the Champion up .. but the scoop slam sends him back down … and he follows it up with an elbow drop."

TRIPP: "And the "Elite Enigma" now grabbing the legs of Mr. Entertainment …. and sends him flying into the cage!"

JULIUS: "C'mon ref! I think the Champion needs a quick breather!"

TRIPP: "There are no breathers … especially not in a cage match!"

JULIUS: "WHAT? There's no way Mr. Entertainment would have agreed to this!"

TRIPP: "He didn't. He wanted to play games .. and now he's getting what he deserves."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic walking around the ring as the fans begin to chant … and now he reaches down and grabs – NO! Mr. Entertainment with a rake of the eyes! Fanatic deterred, but only for a few moments and comes back at the Champion again … but this time Mr. Entertainment drives the boot into the LOW abdomen!"

JULIUS: "That's obviously the abdomen. Stop trying to make the New ERA Champion look bad, Newman!"

NEWMAN: "The Champion using the ropes to get back to his feet … and now both men are exchanging blows by the cage! Fanatic and Entertainment back and forth .. and back and forth … AND ENTERTAINMENT GRABS THE HEAD OF FANATIC AND SLAMS IT INTO THE SIDE OF THE CAGE! Fanatic goes down!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment circling the challenger … and he rips him to his feet! Fanatic sent to the ropes …….. AND THE CHAMP WITH A TILT-A-WHIRL BACKBREAKER!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic just got split in two!"

NEWMAN: "ENTERTAINMENT IS CLIMBING THE SIDE OF THE CAGE!"

JULIUS: "Bringing home the bacon, baby!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment going up the cage … and Fanatic is only NOW making his way to his feet!"

JULIUS: "Kiss any chance at the New ERA Championship goodbye."

TRIPP: "Fanatic looks around .. but Mr. Entertainment is already at the top of the cage!!!"

NEWMAN: "WHAT IS FANATIC DOING?!"

TRIPP: "FANATIC CHARGING INTO THE CORNER … HE RUNS UP THE TURNB----."

(SFX: EXPLOSION OF POPS.)

NEWMAN: "FANATIC RAN UP THE TURNBUCKLE AND FLEW OFF THE TOP …… CATCHING ENTERTAINMENT WITH THE NECKBREAKER FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!"

JULIUS: "No! No! No! He could have broken his neck!"

TRIPP: "It is called a neckbreaker, Dean."

JULIUS: "Fuck you."

NEWMAN: "BOTH men are down on the mat! Mr. Entertainment was just about swing his leg over the top of the cage when "the Elite Enigma" came flying off that top turnbuckle with the neckbreaker…. Jesus."

TRIPP: "In a regular match, all Fanatic would have to do is lay the arm over the Champion's chest.. but this is a cage match .. he's gotta make it all the way across the ring to the cage door … or climb up the side of the cage and make it down!"

NEWMAN: "Well right now he's doing neither! The referee checking on both men .. and the fans are STILL chanting!"

JULIUS: "What a travesty… Mr. Entertainment was only seconds away from walking out of PrimeTime with the belt authoritatively strapped around his waist."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic is a hell of an athlete, Dean … he's shown us twice tonight that he's willing to go to ANY lengths to claim the belt!"

JULIUS: "You're right… he is a filthy cheater!"

NEWMAN: "I never said that…"

JULIUS: "I could hear it in your voice."

NEWMAN: "Suuur.."

(SFX: HUGE POP!)

NEWMAN: "AND FANATIC PUSHES HIMSELF OFF THE MAT!!!"

TRIPP: "But he falls back on his stomach!"

JULIUS: "He's crawling like the little baby he is!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic inching his way to the cage door …"

TRIPP: "ENTERTAINMENT GRABS THE FOOT OF FANATIC!"

JULIUS: "This thing ain't over yet!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment with a grip on the boot of Fanatic … and the "Elite Enigma" trying to kick him away.. but nothing happening!"

JULIUS: "The referee closes the cage door again like he should."

TRIPP: "Fanatic with a shot to the face of the Champion sends Entertainment to the mat .. and now Fanatic getting to his feet."

NEWMAN: "He gives Mr. Entertainment his full attention as he starts stomping away on the back.. and now Mr. Entertainment tries to crawl away."

TRIPP: "But Fanatic grabbing the Champion by the tights and hoists him back onto his feet ... and a standing dropkick sends Entertainment crashing into the cage yet again."

JULIUS: "C'mon…"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic behind the New ERA Champion .. and a belly-to-back suplex sends the champ down again."

JULIUS: "Fanatic is being lulled into a false sense of control."

TRIPP: "Yea, because Mr. Entertainment's head cracking against the mat is all part of a ploy…"

JULIUS: "At least we agree on something, Tripp."

NEWMAN: "Fanatic raising his arm in the air and getting a roar of approval from the fans here at the DCU Center.."

JULIUS: "Yea, yea… they won't be cheering when Fanatic meets the same fate as his brother."

TRIPP: "Fanatic grabbing Entertainment off… no! Entertainment with a small package!"

JULIUS: "Where's the ref!"

TRIPP: "No pinfalls…"

JULIUS: "There should be! That should be one of the perks of being the Champion!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic out of the small package and he races to his feet … but Entertainment takes him down with the drop toe hold .. and he floats over the back and locks on the front facelock!"

JULIUS: "Mr. Entertainment is a master technician. Look how effortless he made that seem."

NEWMAN: "Entertainment has the hands locked … but the "Elite Enigma" trying to get to his feet!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic using his legs to power up … and he's standing!"

NEWMAN: "But the Champion still has the front facelock on … and he knees Fanatic in the face .. AND HITS THE DDT!"

JULIUS: "Listen to these idiots! Fanatic got their hopes up .. and as soon as his head met the mat they went absolutely silent!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment now grabbing Fanatic off the mat … and he flings him into the corner! Entertainment charging in .. AND SLAMS THE BACK ELBOW INTO THE JAW! Entertainment grabbing the challenger … and places him on the top turnbuckle!"

JULIUS: "Entertainment's going up with him!"

TRIPP: "Ballsy move by the champion."

JULIUS: "To be the New ERA Champion, balls are required!"

TRIPP: "Then how do you explain The First's reign?"

NEWMAN: "Burn."

JULIUS: "That's low, Tripp. Low."

NEWMAN: "Entertainment straddling the top rope with a worn-down Fanatic … he hooks the arm … BUT FANATIC BLOCKS THE SUPERPLEX! Entertainment tries again … BUT AGAIN FANATIC BLOCKS!"

(SFX: HUGE POP!!)

NEWMAN: "AND FANATIC JUST PUSHED ENTERTAINMENT OFF THE TOP ROPE!"

JULIUS: "No! No! No! That punk is climbing the cage!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic turned around and he has the perfect opportunity to escape over the top … BUT THE CHAMP IS UP!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic making his way to the top .. but Mr. Entertainment is already climbing the turnbuckle pads…. AND HE GRABS FANATIC BY THE WAIST………. HOLY HELL!"

(SFX: CROWD JEERS!)

NEWMAN: "GERMAN SUPERPLEX!!! FANATIC BOUNCES OFF THE MAT AND INTO THE SIDE OF CAGE!"

JULIUS: "What a maneuver! The force of the german superplex sent the "Elite Amoeba" bouncing off the mat and into the cage…"

TRIPP: "And Fanatic lying underneath the bottom rope with his arm on the cage … but Mr. Entertainment not looking any better in the middle of the ring!"

NEWMAN: "This is already turning into a knockdown, dragout fight between these two competitors … and is really a testament to BOTH men … this is the THIRD time they've met in that ring tonight … and they're still giving it their all!"

JULIUS: "The New ERA Championship deserves only the very best .. and right now, Mr. Entertainment IS the very best."

TRIPP: "Then how do you explain The Firs…"

JULIUS: "Can it, Tripp."

NEWMAN: "With no Larry Tact at ringside, Fanatic is going to have to dig down deep for the motivation to make it back to his feet … and he better do it fast! The Champion is starting to move!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment sitting up … and he's crawling to the wrong corner!"

JULIUS: "Turn around! The door is the other way!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment peering into the distance … and he finally turns around and makes his way to the right side of the cage!"

JULIUS: "Finally!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment slowly staggering to the door … BUT FANATIC TRIPS THE CHAMPION WITH HIS FOOT! ENTERTAINMENT GOES FACE-FIRST INTO THE MAT!"

JULIUS: "God dammit!"

NEWMAN: "BUT ENTERTAINMENT NOT DETERRED!"

JULIUS: "Yes!"

TRIPP: "FANATIC ROLLS FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING AND GRABS ONTO ENTERTAINMENT's LEGS!"

JULIUS: "Oh, c'mon!!!"

TRIPP: "ENTERTAINMENT AT THE CORNER … AND HE IS TRYING TO PULL HIMSELF WITH THE BOTTOM ROPES!!! THE DOOR IS OPEN … BUT ENTERTAINMENT CAN'T GET OUT!"

JULIUS: "He's close enough! Call for the bell!"

(SFX: Crowd orgasms!!)

NEWMAN: "FANATIC ON HIS FEET … AND HE DRAGS MR. ENTERTAINMENT BACK INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment was only inches away from walking out of PrimeTime with the belt … but now he's on his stomach in the middle of the ring … and the "Elite Engima" drops the elbow into the small of the back!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic down on the mat with Entertainment … AND HE LOCKS ON THE FUJIWARA ARMBAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE RING!"

JULIUS: "He can't do that!"

TRIPP: "Oh he is, Dean .. and he's going to knock Entertainment out so there's nothing standing in his way to the arena floor!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment trying to reach back and get ahold of ANYTHING … but Fanatic has the arm locked in tight!"

JULIUS: "He should be disqualified!"

NEWMAN: "For what?!"

JULIUS: "COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT! Where's Shawn Hart when you need him!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment trying to fight … desperately swinging his free arm back … but I can't see him getting out of this! We're going to have a new Champion tonight…. AGAIN!"

NEWMAN: "The fans are ecstatic! The entire DCU Center is on their feet right now!"

JULIUS: "Where's Marcus LaRoque?! He sure as hell likes butting into everything .. but right when it matters he's MIA!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment … his eyes glossing over!"

TRIPP: "And Fanatic can sense it! The fans can sense it!"

JULIUS: "Jesus Christ … can't anyone stop Fanatic?!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment slowwwwwwwwwwww…… NO!!"

(SFX: Crowd HISSES!)

NEWMAN: "MR. ENTERTAINMENT CLOCKS FANATIC IN THE SIDE OF THE HEAD ONE LAST TIME ……. AND FANATIC LOSES HIS GRIP!"

TRIPP: "But the damage is done! Mr. Entertainment is on the mat … and there's nothing stopping the "Elite Enigma!"

JULIUS: "Where the hell is he going?!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment lying in the middle of the ring …. AND FANATIC IS HEADING TO THE CORNER!"

JULIUS: "But he's going to the WRONG corner!"

TRIPP: "I'm just as confused as you are, Dean!"

JULIUS: "How dare you insult me!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC CLIMBING THE CAGE!!!"

JULIUS: "He's trying to rub salt in the wounds by taking the time to climb up and over the cage! What a bastard!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC … HE's REACHED THE TOP OF THE CAGE …. THE FANS ARE GOING WILD!"

TRIPP: "The TACT LEGACY only moments away from being twice-fulfilled… and Fanatic stops at the top of the cage to soak in the moment!"

JULIUS: "…. I don't think he's stopping to soak in the moment!!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC!!! HE STANDING ON TOP OF THE STEEL CAGE!!"

(SFX: The arena EXPLODES!)

NEWMAN: "MOONSAULT!!! MOONSAULT OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE ONTO ENTERTAINMENT!!!"

CROWD: "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

NEWMAN: "BOTH MEN ON THE MAT!!!!"

JULIUS: "Jesus Christ!! He NAILED the Champion with that move!"

TRIPP: "But can he capitalize?!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic taking a HUGE risk … and it paid off!"

JULIUS: "We don't know that yet, Newman!"

NEWMAN: "I can barely hear myself think right now! The crowd is going absolutely…"

JULIUS: "Apeshit!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic … Entertainment … the New ERA Championship on the line here at PrimeTime!"

TRIPP: "All eyes are on the center of the ring … the first man to move will SURELY walk out of here with New ERA's top prize!"

JULIUS: "I don't think either man will be able to walk after that move!"

NEWMAN: "The two men STILL motionless inside the ring … and the fans starting to worry…"

JULIUS: "It got quiet REAL quick.."

TRIPP: "Well that could have seriously injured both men … fans, don't try this at home …"

(SFX: ORGASM!)

NEWMAN: "FANATIC ROLLS ONTO HIS BACK!!! THE "ELITE ENIGMA" TRYING TO GET TO HIS FEET!"

JULIUS: "And these idiot fans are trying to will him up!"

NEWMAN: "But both men STILL down… Fanatic hasn't made much progress!"

TRIPP: "Both men are running on fumes right now. It's amazing that they've even made it this far."

JULIUS: "But Fanatic sealed his fate when he decided to fly off the top of the cage when he could have walked out the door."

NEWMAN: "AND FANATIC IS ON HIS FEET!!!"

(SFX: HUUUUUGE POP!)

NEWMAN: "THE "ELITE ENGIMA" STUMBLING AROUND THE RING … AND NOW HE's RESTING IN THE CORNER."

TRIPP: "Fanatic cannot gather his bearings though… his head is down. The fans are trying to wake him up … but he is out of it!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic had this match all wrapped up … but instead he decided to outdo the Champion. Now he's paying for it."

NEWMAN: "Speaking of Mr. Entertainment, the Champion slowly rolling over to the bottom ropes!"

JULIUS: "Roll a little bit more and you can roll right out the cage!"

TRIPP: "The fans really picking up steam as Entertainment grabs the bottom ropes… and Fanatic looks up and sees the Champion by the cage door!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment hasn't figured out how close he is! He's grabbing the middle ropes now to pull himself to his feet!"

JULIUS: "No! C'mon, Entertainment! Take a look behind you!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic charging at the New ERA Champion … BUT MR. ENTERTAINMENT BOOTS THE "ELITE ENIGMA" IN THE GUT WITH A DOUBLE BOOT! AND ENTERTAINMENT HOISTS FANATIC UP AND NAILS THE SHOULDERBREAKER!"

TRIPP: "Both men fall back to the mat… Entertainment wasting whatever energy he had on taking out Fanatic …"

JULIUS: "Time for a second wind!"

TRIPP: "More like a seventh or eighth wind for these two…"

NEWMAN: "ENTERTAINMENT GRABBING ONTO THE ROPES …. AND HE PULLS HIMSELF BACK UP!"

JULIUS: "Now THIS is a champion! After everything Fanatic has thrown at him … Mr. Entertainment is on his feet!"

NEWMAN: "Mr. Entertainment grabbing Fanatic off the mat … and he brings him over to the side of the cage … and starts bashing the "Elite Enigma's" head into the steel!"

CROWD: "FOUR … FIVE …. SIX…"

NEWMAN: "The crowd counting along as he gets to ten … and Entertainment tosses Fanatic to the ground! The New ERA Champion heading to the corner …. AND HE's CLIMBING THE CAGE!"

JULIUS: "Oh please no…"

TRIPP: "Entertainment pointing back at the challenger on the mat as he reaches the top of the cage.."

JULIUS: "Don't do it! Just climb down the other side!"

NEWMAN: "MR. ENTERTAINMENT IS PERCHED ON TOP OF THE CAGE … AND HERE WE GO AGAIN!!! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!!"

(SFX: ORGASM~!)

JULIUS: "FUCK!"

TRIPP: "FANATIC ROLLED OUT OF THE WAY!! ENTERTAINMENT CRASHED INTO THE MAT!"

NEWMAN: "MY GOD! Entertainment had no time to brace himself! We may need to get the EMTs out here!"

JULIUS: "And the lawyers! Fanatic is going to pay for that!"

NEWMAN: "I can't believe it … The Champion had the perfect opportunity to end this match, but his own pride … his own arrogance wouldn't let him."

TRIPP: "I agree, Natalie .. if Entertainment was able to put his own ego behind him, he'd be walking out of Worcester with the belt still wrapped around his waist."

JULIUS: "WHAT! Entertainment obviously had everything well in hand .. but by some act of God himself, Fanatic moved out of the way."

TRIPP: "Well the only thing Entertainment has in hand right now are his knees… because he's curled up in the middle of the ring like a baby whining for his momma!"

JULIUS: "When Mr. Entertainment is done wiping Fanatic from this planet, you better watch it, Tripp!"

NEWMAN: "Both men on the mat once more …."

(SFX: Massive pop!!)

NEWMAN: "BUT FANATIC IS STIRRING!! The "Elite Enigma" rolling back and forth ….. and he finally rolls himself to the ropes … and he's getting to his feet!"

TRIPP: "But will Fanatic go for the door or will he fall victim to his own need to put Entertainment away for good!?"

JULIUS: "Everyone likes to think that Fanatic is above the pitfalls of man .. but underneath that mask … underneath that faux demeanor … is a green-eyed monster who won't stop until he's satisfied that Mr. Entertainment is down for the count."

NEWMAN: "And I think you're right, Dean! Fanatic pushes himself off the ropes and is heading toward the New ERA Champion!"

JULIUS: "I told you he was just as full of himself as Mr. Entertainment was!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic over to Mr. Entertainment … and he picks the limp Champion off the mat!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic bringing him over to the corner ... and Fanatic with the whip sends Entertainment chest-first into the turnbuckle pad! Fanatic charges in after him … AND THE DROPKICK SENDS ENTERTAINMENT OVER THE TOP ROPE AND INTO THE CAGE!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment flops back to the mat .. and Fanatic now climbing the ropes … and he is climbing up the cage! He's climbing right over Mr. Entertainment!"

JULIUS: "Oh sure! Rub the salt in the wounds!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic sloooow to make his way up the side of the cage .. but with Entertainment down, I don't think it'll matter!"

NEWMAN: "The fans are on their feet!! We're about to see history here tonight as Fanatic is going to walk out of this rubber match with the New ERA Championship!"

JULIUS: "Three matches have obviously taken their toll .. Fanatic moving at Jean Rabesque-pace here!"

NEWMAN: "The "Elite Enigma" closing in on the top of the cage … and he stops at the top and gives a salute to the thousands of fans cheering him on in the DCU Center!"

TRIPP: "And the innumerable amount watching us at home on ESENtv!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic carefully stepping over the top of the ca…"

(SFX: GROAN~!)

JULIUS: "HA!"

NEWMAN: "OH NO!! MR. ENTERTAINMENT ON THE MAT …. AND HE DROVE HIS FEET INTO THE CAGE!"

JULIUS: "Fanatic lost his footing … and landed precariously on the top of the cage!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic swaying back and forth on the top of that cage!"

JULIUS: "AND MR. ENTERTAINMENT TRYING TO GET UP!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment trying to scale the ropes … AND HE LEAPS ONTO THE CAGE!"

(SFX: HUGE POP!!!)

NEWMAN: "ENTERTAINMENT's LEG SLIDES THROUGH ONE OF THE OPENINGS ON THE CAGE!! HE FALLS UPSIDE DOWN!"

JULIUS: "This can't be happening!!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment is hanging upside down … Fanatic is straddling the top of the cage … what else can happen!"

(SFX: SCREAMS!)

NEWMAN: "HOLY HELL!! FANATIC JUST TIPPED OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE AND FELL ALL THE WAY TO THE RING!!!!!"

JULIUS: "There is a god!"

TRIPP: "FANATIC ON THE MAT!! ENTERTAINMENT TRYING TO FREE HIS LEG! If he can free his leg… he'll keep the belt!"

JULIUS: "He'll break off the leg if he has to!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic was almost over the top of the cage before losing his balance after that nut-shot … and now the New ERA Champion has the perfect opportunity… if only he weren't stuck upside down in the cage!"

TRIPP: "Entertainment trying to pull himself rightside up to free the leg … AND HE DOES!"

NEWMAN: "BUT HE FALLS INTO THE ROPES …… AND NOW HE's STUCK IN THE ROPES!!!"

JULIUS: "God dammit!!! His arms are stuck in the ropes!! Why, God?! WHY!"

NEWMAN: "The DCU Center is rockin' as the crowd screaming the "Elite Enigma's" name … but he hasn't moved since falling to the ring!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment trying to gain his footing .. if he can free himself from THIS predicament, then bearing another mishap, he will win the match!"

JULIUS: "And then these fans can finally take all their Fanatic-propaganda and shove them up their asses!"

NEWMAN: "Entertainment on his feet .. and he flips over the top rope … AND FREES HIMSELF!!"

(SFX: Ear-shattering pops!)

NEWMAN: "BUT FANATIC IS MOVING!! FANATIC CRAWLING TO THE CORNER!"

JULIUS: "Mr. Entertainment is climbing the cage!!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic sees this!! Fanatic grabbing onto the top turnbuckle pad … AND HE PULLS HIMSELF UP!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment furiously grasping at the cage as he moves closer to the top .. but Fanatic is right on his tail!"

JULIUS: "ENTERTAINMENT IS OVER THE TOP!!! HE's DESCENDING THE CAGE!!"

NEWMAN: "BUT FANATIC IS AT THE TOP! FANATIC GRABS ONTO ENTERTAINMENT AND IS TRYING TO PULL HIM BACK INTO THE RING!"

(SFX: The crowd is going absolutely crazy.)

JULIUS: "Shut these idiots up!"

TRIPP: "Fanatic reaching over the top of the cage .. and he's doing it! Entertainment can't escape the grasp of the "Elite Enigma" and is slowly going back over the top!"

NEWMAN: "BOTH MEN STRADDLING THE TOP OF THE CAGE .. AND THEY'RE EXCHANGING BLOWS!"

JULIUS: "C'mon! C'mon!"

NEWMAN: "The New ERA Champion gaining the upperhand ….. WHAT IS HE DOING?!?!"

(SFX: POPOPOP~!)

NEWMAN: "MR. ENTERTAINMENT HOISTING FANATIC ON HIS SHOULDERS…. HE CAN'T BE SERIOUS!!!"

TRIPP: "Mr. Entertainment … he's setting Fanatic up for the Emerald Fusion from the top of the cage!!"

JULIUS: "Now THAT's entertainment!!"

TRIPP: "BUT FANATIC IS FIGHTING BACK! JESUS CHRIST!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic slides out off the shoulder Entertainment … and he… HE IS BRACING HIMSELF ON THE TOP OF THE CAGE …. AND WRAPS HIS LEGS AROUND THE HEAD OF ENTERTAINMENT!!!!"

(SFX: MASSIVE POP!!)

CROWD: "HOLY SHIT! HOLY SHIT!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC WITH THE REVERSE HEADSCISSORS OFF THE TOP OF THE CAGE!!! ENTERTAINMENT CRASHES TO THE MAT!!!"

TRIPP: "BUT FANATIC FALLS INTO THE CAGE!! He's holding on to the top of the cage for dear life!!!"

JULIUS: "Someone get out there and stop this madness!!!!!!"

TRIPP: "FANATIC …. HE's GOT HIS FEET ON THE CAGE! HE's CLIMBING OVER THE TOP!!!"

NEWMAN: "Fanatic somehow kept his grip on the top of the cage after sending Entertainment off the top with the headscissors… and now the "Elite Enigma" …. He's … HE's DESCENDING THE CAGE!! FANATIC IS GOING TO WIN THE CHAMPIONSHIP … AGAIN!"

JULIUS: "This can't happen!! Not like this!! Not to him!"

NEWMAN: "FANATIC … HALFWAY DOWN THE CAGE …. And now he's looking in at the New ERA Champion lying motionless in the ring! …. AND FANATIC RELEASES HIS GRIP AND FALLS TO THE ARENA FLOOR!!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!! WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!!"

(SFX: Bell rings as the fans explode in celebration! "The Fourth Legacy" by Kamelot is barely audible as the camera split screens with Mr. Entertainment lying in the ring, his eyes shut, and Fanatic on the arena floor, his eyes also shut!)

JULIUS: "This can't be happening!"

LINKS: "The winner of this match ….. and NEW ….. New ERA of Wrestling Champion ….. "the Elite Enigma" ….. FANATIC!"

NEWMAN: "For the third time tonight … we have a new Champion as Fanatic walks out of the rubber match with the New ERA Championship!"

TRIPP: "What a match! What .. a .. match."

NEWMAN: "AND HERE COMES LARRY TACT!"

(Another loud pop over the raucous as Larry Tact jogs down the rampway!)

NEWMAN: "Larry Tact's protégé … his younger brother .. Fanatic has fulfilled the TACT LEGACY by leaving PrimeTime with the New ERA Championship!"

TRIPP: "Tact standing over his brother … and now he lifts him off the arena floor! Fanatic and Tact handed the New ERA Championship belt … and they raise their arms in the air to the delight of this crowd!"

JULIUS: "I'm in shock.. absolute shock."

NEWMAN: "And Mr. Entertainment rolling over on his stomach .. and I think he's realizing what just happened."

TRIPP: "Fanatic and Tact walking around the ring … and they lock eyes with Mr. Entertainment! Ladies and gentlemen … we are out of time!"

JULIUS: "Look at the hatred brewing behind those eyes! Mr. Entertainment shaking his head as Fanatic and Tact raise the belt in the air!"

NEWMAN: "For Jason Tripp and Dean Julius .. I am Natalie Newman… Thank you all for joining us for PrimeTime … and we'll see you in Season Three!"

(The credits come across the bottom of the screen as the camera focuses over the shoulder of Larry Tact … as Fanatic holds the New ERA Championship in the air .. never breaking his gaze with Mr. Entertainment through the side of the cage.)


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