JULIUS: "He has him hooked!"
(SFX: CROWD EXPLODES~!~!~!~!~!)
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS SUPLEXES DOE TO THE OUTSIDE … AND DOE CRASHES THROUGH THE FOUR TABLES TO THE ARENA FLOOR BELOW!!!!"
CROWD: "CHAOS! CHAOS! CHAOS!"
JULIUS: "John Doe is dead!"
JIVE: "Oh if only we were that lucky."
GHEORGHE: "Chaos looking down at the carnage below …. John Doe lying motionless amongst the tables…. And look at that smile!"
(CUTTO: Chaos’ face. A smile as large as the Pacific Ocean on his face.)
GHEORGHE: "No remorse at all on Chaos’ face!"
JIVE: "Why should he?! John Doe has been a thorn in his side for as long as I can remember.. and tonight he gets to finish him off!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos dropping to the arena floor … and he is searching through the pieces."
JULIUS: "It’s like a treasure hunt."
GHEORGHE: "Chaos reaching in … and he pulls Doe out…. AND DOE HAS BEEN BUSTED OPEN!"
JIVE: "I’m sure jagged pieces of table are the culprit."
GHEORGHE: "Doe bleeding from his forehead … and Chaos isn’t done! Chaos bringing Doe to the ringpost …. AND HE SLAMS DOE’s HEAD INTO IT! Doe around the corner and down to the floor!"
JIVE: "Chaos has him right where he wants him, Gheorghe.. grab the kerosene. Grab the lighter… end this shit now!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos following Doe … wait!"
JIVE: "Uh oh! I think Chaos just took a bad step … his knee buckled!"
GHEORGHE: "The knee Doe worked over earlier … I think Chaos might have aggravated it when he hopped off the ring apron .. he just took the corner and immediately went down to one knee!"
JULIUS: "Chaos holding onto that knee … and he is wasting valuable time right now!"
JIVE: "I don’t think John Doe is going anywhere, Julius."
GHEORGHE: "Chaos grabbing onto the ring apron and he pulls himself up … and now he’s limping over to Doe!"
JIVE: "The knee must be tender … but I’d rather have a tender knee than being put through four tables from the ring!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos reaches down and grabs Doe … AND THEY’RE HEADING THIS WAY!"
JULIUS: "Woah, woah, woah.. keep your crazy shit over on the other side of the ring!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos and John Doe right in front of us … and Chaos with a punch to the face sends Doe to the ground… and he just threw up the Destrucity II apron …. What is he ….. OH LORD!"
(SFX: FANS POP!)
JULIUS: "GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS HAS KEROSENE …… AND HE IS LOOKING RIGHT AT US!"
(Chaos smiles as he walks over to the announce table. He walks next to Nick Jive and playfully punches him in the shoulder.)
JIVE: "SAVE ME! SAVE ME! SAVE ME!"
(Jive tosses off his headset and hides behind Dean Julius. Julius pushes him back and Jive falls on his ass.)
JULIUS: "Get out of here! BOTH of you!"
(Chaos winks and then turns to the announce table next to them.)
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS …. CHAOS IS DUMPING THE KEROSENE OVER THE EMPIRE PRO ANNOUNCE TABLE USED EARLIER FOR AGGRESSION 50!!!!"
JULIUS: "He’s going to burn us all!!!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos … he grabs a match from the box ……."
(SFX: CROWD GOES APESHIT!)
GHEORGHE: "MY GOD!! MY GOD!!!! THE EPW ANNOUNCE TABLE IS ON FIRE!!!!"
(The table burst into flames. The fire shoots into the air causing the fans in the front row to rush backwards.)
JULIUS: "HE’s FUCKING CRAZY!"
(Nick Jive hightails it to the other side of the ring.)
JULIUS: "AND JIVE YOU’RE A PUSSY!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS … CHAOS TURNS TO DOE!"
(SFX: Crowd goes quiet.)
GHEORGHE: "WHERE THE HELL IS HE?!"
(The camera cuts to the spot Doe was before Chaos decided to turn the EPW announce table into a bon fire. Doe is nowhere to be seen.)
GHEORGHE: "JOHN DOE HAS DISAPPEARED!"
JULIUS: "He’s pulling a Jive!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos staring in disbelief …. And now he is storming around the ringside area looking for Doe!"
JULIUS: "My eyelashes are starting to singe!"
GHEORGHE: "Wait! Here comes Jive… and he has a fire extinguisher!"
(Nick Jive races around the opposite side of the ring, fire extinguisher in hand. He runs over to the table and sprays the contents all over the table… and all over the fans!)
JULIUS: "Jive doing something right for the first time in his life … and the fans get a souvenir!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos looking back …. OH GOD HERE HE COMES!"
JULIUS: "Uh-oh…. He doesn’t seem too happy that Jive did that!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS GRABS JIVE!!! HE HAS HIM BY THE THROAT!"
JULIUS: "Yes!! Put him through the table!!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos berating Jive for putting out the table ….. AND DOE JUST CAME FROM UNDERNEATH THE RING!!!"
JULIUS: "Uh-oh!"
GHEORGHE: "DOE PICKS UP THE FIRE EXTINGUISHER!"
(SFX: Crowd spews hate all over John Doe!)
GHEORGHE: "AND HE CLOCKS CHAOS IN THE BACK OF THE HEAD WITH IT!!! CHAOS RELEASES JIVE AND FALLS ONTO THE EPW ANNOUNCE TABLE!"
JULIUS: "Dammit, Doe! Why do you always have to ruin a good thing?!"
GHEORGHE: "Nick Jive …. Looking like he’s seen a ghost! Welcome back, Nick!"
(Heavy breathing. The sound of a headset being put back on.)
JULIUS: "You’re so fucking lucky."
JIVE: "Sh… sh… shutup."
GHEORGHE: "John Doe now on top of the burnt announce table …. And he brings Chaos up …. MY GOD …….."
(SFX: HUGE HEAT!)
GHEORGHE: "DOE WITH THE DOUBLE UNDERHOOK FACEBUSTER AND THE TABLE IS IN SHAMBLES!"
JULIUS: "Does it count if they go through a table that was once on fire?"
GHEORGHE: "No."
(Jive continues to breathe heavily.)
GHEORGHE: "Feeling okay, Nick?"
JIVE: "Nnn-no! How wou-would you f-f-f-eel if Chaos almost ba-ba-battered you?!"
GHEORGHE: "John Doe rolling out of what remains of the announce table … and we’ll have to get another one in here before Sin City Showdown, that’s for sure!"
JULIUS: "We can just give them Jive’s spot.. he runs whenever the heat gets turned up…"
JIVE: "I almost became a living wicker man!"
GHEORGHE: "Doe … he has Chaos by the hair …. AND THEY ARE HEADING TO THE RAMP!"
JULIUS: "Oh god … they’re going to burn the arena down from the back!"
JIVE: "GOOD … stay away from me!"
GHEORGHE: "Doe with Chaos in a headlock as they turn towards the ramp … and Chaos limping even worse now!"
JULIUS: "Chaos is in auto-pilot right now, Gheorghe.. I don’t think he knows what’s going on."
GHEORGHE: "These two men … clearly hate each other … and it sho…"
JULIUS: "Makes for a hell of a match!"
GHEORGHE: "Well, that too. Doe bringing Chaos to the ramp … and he stops midway up the ramp! Doe drops to his knees … and nails Chaos with the European uppercut! Doe back to his feet ….. AND GRABS CHAOS’ HEAD …. RUNNING BULLDOG ONTO THE RAMP!"
JIVE: "Wait a minute! Chaos put his arms down! Doe didn’t hit it!"
JULIUS: "What he doesn’t know won’t hurt him …. It’ll kill him!"
GHEORGHE: "John Doe pushing himself to his feet … and he is taunting the fans!"
JIVE: "His ADD getting the better of him! He should be focusing on Chaos … especially since Chaos managed to block the bulldog!"
GHEORGHE: "Doe standing on the edge of the ramp belittling the fans … and now he throws his hands up in the air!"
(SFX: HUGE JEERS!)
JULIUS: "One of the fans just threw a slushie in the face of Doe!"
JIVE: "Obviously a fan of Glee…"
GHEORGHE: "Doe is enraged!! He is screaming at the fans!"
(CUTTO: Doe.)
DOE: "WHICH ONE OF YOU PRICKS THREW THAT? I’m GOING TO COME DOWN THERE AND KICK YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASSES.. ALL OF YOU!"
GHEORGHE: "Oh Boy! I apologize for the language of John Doe …"
JIVE: "CHAOS IS GETTING UP!"
(SFX: CROWD EXPLODES~!~!~!~!)
GHEORGHE: "John Doe blowing his top at the fans …. AND CHAOS GRABS HIM BY THE WAIST….. NO! Doe with a mulekick! Chaos doubled over …. AND DOE WITH A DDT!"
JIVE: "NO! CHAOS TOSSED HIM TO THE RAMP… AND DROPS THE LEG ACROSS DOE’s THROAT!"
JULIUS: "Chaos trying to capitalize on Doe’s distraction, and he almost got DDTed into the ramp!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos on one knee now … and he’s up!"
JIVE: "But Doe just kicked him in the bad knee! Chaos back down to one knee!"
GHEORGHE: "John Doe now crawling up the ramp …. And Chaos on his feet following him!"
JULIUS: "They are now on the stage up there… and John Doe turns and sees Chaos behind him! He’s trying to climb up the side of the entranceway!"
GHEORGHE: "JOHN DOE HALFWAY UP THE SIDE OF THE ENTRANCE WAY BUT CHAOS GRABS HIM! CHAOS … HE PICKS HIM OFF THE SIDE!"
JIVE: "He’s going to powerbomb him onto the stage!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAO…"
(SFX: Crowd jeers hardcore!!!)
GHEORGHE: "DOE WITH THE HURRICANR…"
(SFX: CROWD ORGASMS!)
GHEORGHE: "NO!!! CHAOS PLANTED HIS FEET! JOHN DOE HANGING UPSIDE DOWN FROM CHAOS’ NECK!"
JULIUS: "Hot damn!! He is wide open!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS ……"
(SFX: OHMYGODSWEETJESUS POP!)
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS SPINNING ROUND AND ROUND …. AND JOHN DOE GETS THROWN INTO THE SIDE OF THE ENTRANCE!!!"
JULIUS: "Mother of Pearl! He just nailed the side of the entrance … and fell right to the ground!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS… CHAOS IS CALLING FOR THE END OF THE MATCH!"
JIVE: "But how?! Is he going to drag Doe all the way to the ring?!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS IS HEADING THROUGH THE CURTAINS!"
JULIUS: "I told you!! He’s going to light the entire back area on fire!"
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE!)
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS BACK OUT …"
JULIUS: "What the fuck?!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS ….. HE HAS A MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!"
JIVE: "What…. Why does he need that?!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos … he … HE HAS A LIGHTER ….. MY GOD HE JUST LIT THE MOLOTOV COCKTAIL!!"
(SFX: CROWD ORGASMS~~!~!~!~!~!)
JIVE: "It’s going to explode in his hands!"
GHEORGHE: "Chaos walking to the side of the entrance stage…………. OH. MY. GOD!"
(The camera cuts to the side of the entrance stage as a spotlight comes down. In the once open space is table upon table upon table. The grid is six tables side by side, three tables back. Double this now as each original table has one stacked on it! The crowd stares in disbelief before they give the loudest pop of the night!)
JULIUS: "WHAT THE HELL!?!"
JIVE: "How did Chaos know to set those up!? What is going on here?!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS … HE TOSSES THE MOLOTOV COCKTAIL…"
(SFX: BOOOM~! Followed by explosive cheers from the crowd as a flame shoots up past Chaos into the air.)
GHEORGHE: "MY GOD NO!! NO!! DON’T SEND DOE THERE!! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!"
JIVE: "John Doe is going to be burnt alive!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS … HE WALKS …………. WAIT A MINUTE!!! DOE HAS DISAPPEARED AGAIN!"
JULIUS: "Where the fuck is he now?!"
GHEORGHE: "I have no CLUE… BUT LOOK AT THE FLAMES!"
JULIUS: "Doe must have seen that and bolted!"
(SFX: The crowd POPS HUGE … but not for Chaos.)
GHEORGHE: "WAIT A MINUTE!! LOOK!"
(The spotlight moves to the top of the entrance way. Standing there, his back to the crowd, is John Doe.)
GHEORGHE: "JOHN DOE STANDING ON THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCE WAY!!!"
(SFX: Crowd gasps … THEN gives the biggest pop of the night!)
GHEORGHE: "MOONSAULT!!! MOONSAULT FROM THE TOP OF THE ENTRANCE WAY …. BUT CHAOS CATCHES HIM!!! CHAOS CAUGHT JOHN DOE!!!!"
JULIUS: "He’s fucked!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS … CHAOS WITH A TOMBSTONE ON THE RAMP!"
(SFX: ORGASM!)
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS PICKS UP DOE … AND LIFTS HIM HIIIIIGH OVER HIS HEAD IN THE GORILLA PRESS!"
JULIUS: "Look! The EMTs and the LV Fire Department are already in place! They know that this is going to be incredibly dangerous!"
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS WALKS TO THE EDGE OF THE STAGE … please God don’t do it... DON'T DO IT!!!!!"
(SFX: OMGPOPSGALORE!!!)
GHEORGHE: "CHAOS THROWS DOE OFF THE STAGE OH GOD!!!!!!"
(SFX: Bell rings. The crowd by now has either suffered heart attacks or will soon.)
GHEORGHE: "DOE GOES CRASHING THROUGH THAT SEA OF FLAMES AND CHAOS HAS WON THIS MATCH!!! HE’s IN THE FINALS!!!!"
LINKS: "The winner of this match … and moving on to the Ladder match later on in the evening for a chance to become the FOUR time PRODIGY© Classic Xtreme champion….. CHAOS!"
(CUEUP: "Two Shots of Happy, One Shot of Sad" by Matt Dusk. The crowd continues to pop uncontrollably for the hometown star.)
GHEORGHE: "The paramedics and fire crew dousing the entire area with flame suppressant … and you’re right Nick… Chaos had that planned! But how.. how did he know?!"
(CUTTO: Chaos brings his hands down from the air and turns to go into the back. He salutes the fans and stops to stare at the big screen. The camera cuts to the big screen and we see Jamie Links in the ring. She puts the piece of paper from the roulette wheel into her bosom. Chaos turns to her and blows her a little kiss.)
