LINKS: "Ladies and gentlemen…. The following match is scheduled for one fall … and is tonight’s MAIN EVENT for Destrucity II …. It is for the New ERA of Wrestling … WORLD … HEAVYWEIGHT …. CHAMPIONSHIP!"
(SFX: Crowd pops! CUEUP: "Fuck the Pain Away" by Peaches. The crowd begins to jeer.)
LINKS: "Introducing first…. The challenger…. He hails from New Haven, Connecticut …. Standing six foot four and weighing 235 pounds……. "the SULTAN of TWAT" …… PETER FILE!"
(File steps through the curtains still wearing the "tie" t-shirt from last RAUCOUS.. except now it isn’t as fresh and clean. File’s hair is back to its oily self. He begins to walk down the rampway, licking any fan that dares get close to the guardrail.)
JULIUS: "I hope we have the emergency crew still on hand… we need some vaccinations out here."
LINKS: "Introducing next…."
(CUEUP: "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon. THE CROWD EXPLODES as Shawn Hart steps through the curtain, his eyes focused, the New ERA World Heavyweight championship around his waist.)
GHEORGHE: "THERE HE IS! The World Heavyweight champion…. He went through hell to get to Destrucity II … defeating Rocko Daymon for one of the World Heavyweight championships … defeated Larry Tact in the World Heavyweight championship unification match … overcoming HAL at Unplugged…. And now he stands here looking at quite possibly his most important defense since New ERA returned…."
LINKS: "Hailing from Orlando, Florida …. Standing five feet … eleven inches … he is the CURRENT … New ERA of Wrestling WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION………….. SHAWN ….. JESSICA …. HART ….. PEE AYCH DEEEE!"
(Hart slaps hands as he comes to the ring. He slides in and holds the World Heavyweight championship over his head.)
GHEORGHE: "All the hard work .. by BOTH men … is about to be put to the test…."
(SFX: Bell rings.)
GHEORGHE: "There is the bell … welcome to the main event of Destrucity II!"
JIVE: "HELL YEA!"
JULIUS: "Take a damn valium, Jive…"
GHEORGHE: "The champion standing in the middle of the ring .. the challenger now walking up to him … and they are staring each other down!"
JIVE: "This is it .. for all the marbles…"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File reaches up …. AND HE CARESSES HART’s CHEEK!"
JULIUS: "Uh oh…"
GHEORGHE: "AND HART RESPONDS WITH A FIST TO THE FACE!"
JIVE: "Well that didn’t take long!"
GHEORGHE: "File turns ……… OH MY GOD!"
(SFX: Crowd reviles in disgust!)
GHEORGHE: "PETER FILLE JUST PLANTED A WET ONE RIGHT ON HART!"
JULIUS: "I think I’m blind…….. I think I’ve gone blind!"
GHEORGHE: "And Shawn Hart TAKES FILE DOWN HARD!"
JIVE: "I think he wanted that…"
JULIUS: "You’re not helping things, Jive!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart straddling File ….. and he is laying into him!"
JULIUS: "OH MY GOD STOP."
GHEORGHE: "Hart pounding File…"
JULIUS: "I’m going to knock you out, Gheorghe!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart knocking File silly …. But File with a knee to the groin! The World Heavyweight champion falls to the side … and Peter File trying to regain his composure!"
JIVE: "Hart’s a minute man!"
JULIUS: "…"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart tenderly getting to his feet … Peter File on his … File grabs Hart… and he whips him shoulder first into the corner! Peter File charges in after him … AND HE SPLASHES HIM FROM BEHIND…"
(SFX: Crowd gasps!)
JULIUS: "MOTHER OF GOD."
JIVE: "File is working him from behind!"
JULIUS: "…"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File …. Driving his hips into the World Heavyweight champion …. But Hart shoots the elbow back and pops File in the jaw! Peter File backs up … Hart turns … AND HITS THE LARIAT! Peter File down … but Shawn Hart quickly grabs him and brings him back up ….. hooks the tights …. And nails the suplex!"
JIVE: "File trying to throw Hart off his game … unsuccessfully so far."
GHEORGHE: "The World Heavyweight champion grabs File by the hair …"
JULIUS: "Woops!"
GHEORGHE: "But he can’t quite grasp the hair!"
JIVE: "Peter File hasn’t showered since 1999… hell, if George W Bush wanted oil, he didn’t have to attack Iraq… he could have just mined Peter File’s mane!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart wipes his hand on his tights … and grabs File by the head…"
JIVE: "… h…"
JULIUS: "DON’T."
GHEORGHE: "Hart tosses File into the corner… and drills the challenger in the midsection with knees! File having the wind knocked out of him … Shawn Hart grabs the head, and takes File down with a snapmare! Hart placing the knee in between the shoulder blades …. And yanks File’s head back!"
JULIUS: "Hart needs to keep File off his feet…"
JIVE: "Ain’t that the truth! Unless, of course, Hart likes it standing up.."
(Dean Julius reaches across Gheorghe and knocks Jive’s headset off.)
JULIUS: "Next time it’ll be your head on the arena floor."
GHEORGHE: "Woah, woah.. let’s keep the action in the ring…"
JULIUS: "As I was saying … Hart needs to get File grounded … the Sultan of Twat is too dangerous if he goes aerial."
GHEORGHE: "Hart has the chinlock on … and Peter File trying to reach arou… trying to get out of the hold…."
JULIUS: "Lucky …."
GHEORGHE: "File now reaches back and he grabs the mouth of the World Heavyweight champ! File pulling on Hart’s lip .. and Hart releases the hold! File gets to his knees …. And Hart with a double axehandle across the skull!"
JIVE: "This match has been all Hart so far …"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart is an incredible competitor… he’s a two-time New ERA World Heavyweight champion … he won ACW’s End Game event … there is no superstar who gives it his all as much as Hart does."
JIVE: "We’ll see if he can get the job done in this match .. he wasn’t able to do it earlier.."
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart sizes the challenger up …. And pops him with the right hook!"
JULIUS: "Peter File wobbling …"
GHEORGHE: "Hart winds up… and pops File again! Peter File flops to the mat."
JIVE: "Peter File looking a little off tonight… he can’t let this opportunity pass him by."
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart isn’t going to let him just slide by … he grabs File and picks him up … Hart with a European uppercut … again .. File being sent back into the ropes …. The World Heavyweight champion with the irish whip sends File across the ring … File on the return … AND HART WITH A DROPKICK DOWNS FILE!"
JULIUS: "Hart going for the cover early … but only gets a one count!"
GHEORGHE: "The World Heavyweight champion hooks the arm … and File is stuck on the mat."
JIVE: "As was said earlier … if Hart can keep File on the mat … he’ll be taking away a lot of his strengths."
GHEORGHE: "Peter File slapping the mat trying to get out of the armlock … but Hart has it locked on tight."
JULIUS: "Hart slaps File in the back of the head and now he’s bringing him back up."
GHEORGHE: "Hart now grabbing File by the back of the neck … and he tosses him into the ropes …. File comes back and gets caught by Hart …. Hart now goes for the short-arm lariat … but File with the reversal! RE-REVERSAL BY HART! Peter File against.. NO!! PETER FILE LEAPS TO THE SECOND ROPES AND FLIES OFF NAILING HART WITH THE SPRINGBOARD DROPKICK!"
JIVE: "File going to the air and making Hart pay!"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File jumps up … grabs the World Heavyweight champion’s legs … AND LIFTS HART IN THE AIR AND SLAMS HIM FACE FIRST INTO THE MAT!"
JULIUS: "Peter File regaining some momentum now … and if Hart wants to retain his championship, he’s going to have to put a stop to it."
GHEORGHE: "File grabbing Hart by the hair and drags him to his feet …. But Hart with a jab to the eyes sends File back to the corner."
JIVE: "File not protecting himself … which isn’t unusual…"
GHEORGHE: "Hart following File into the corner … and rams a knee into the ribs! AND NOW HE BEGINS TO SLAM FILE’s HEAD INTO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD!"
CROWD: "THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX! SEVEN! EIGHT! NINE! TEN!"
JULIUS: "File looks out of it!"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File trying to get away from the World Heavyweight champion … BUT HART FROM BEHIND WITH THE RUNNING BULLDOG! There’s the cover … ONE ……... TWO ....……. THR—NOOO!"
JIVE: "File got it up!"
JULIUS: "…"
GHEORGHE: "Hart scrambles to his feet … Peter File trying to get to the ropes, but Hart stops him! Hart with Peter File now … FILE WITH THE BOOT TO THE NUTS!"
JIVE: "That’s a show stopper."
GHEORGHE: "Peter File drops to his knees …. And drives a closed fist into the face! File with the head of Shawn Hart ….. AND HITS THE SNAP DDT!"
JULIUS: "This match going back and forth now …"
GHEORGHE: "The challenger now against the ropes …. And drills Hart with an elbow!"
JIVE: "The Sultan of Twat heading to the corner!"
GHEORGHE: "File is going up top!"
JULIUS: "BUT HART IS GETTING UP!"
GHEORGHE: "The World Heavyweight champion …… throws himself against the ropes AND FILE DROPS TO THE TURNBUCKLE PAD!"
JIVE: "But it has no effect! Peter File looks like he just busted a nut … but not in the way Hart was hoping!"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart sees this … he runs into the corner…"
(SFX: FANS POP HUGE!)
GHEORGHE: "MY GOD!!!!! HART JUMPED TO THE TOP ROPE AND HIT THE HURRICANRANA!!!"
JULIUS: "That was incredible! File wasn’t expecting that at ALL."
GHEORGHE: "Spectacular! File lain out ….. Hart with the cover….. ONE …………….. TWO ……………….. THREE!!!"
JIVE: "HE GOT HIM!"
GHEORGHE: "NO! File got the shoulder up!"
JULIUS: "Hart asking the ref if he’s sure … and now he’s shaking his head."
GHEORGHE: "Hart up … and now HE is going to the corner!"
JIVE: "Hart! He’s throwing his hands in the air .."
(SFX: CROWD POPS~!)
GHEORGHE: "HART NAILS THE FLYING ELBOW!! He tosses the arm over …… ONE ………………. TWO …………………….. THREE!!!!"
JULIUS: "The challenger kicked out!"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File kicking out at the last second!"
JIVE: "He’s in it to win it… he can go all night long if he has to!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart scraping File’s body off the mat ….. AND NOW HE’s BRINGING HIM TO THE CORNER!"
JULIUS: "That corner is getting a lot of work tonight."
JIVE: "And I know a bunch of ladies of the night who are probably jealous of that, too!"
JULIUS: "You don’t know any hookers, Jive."
JIVE: "Yes I do!"
JULIUS: "What, do you have to pay triple or something?"
JIVE: "Double, but that’s neither here nor there!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart plopping File down… and NOW BOTH MEN ARE STRADDLING THE TOP ROPE!"
JIVE: "This could get ugly in a hurry if either man loses their balance!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart hooks the arm ………….. AND NAILS THE SUPERPLEX! ONE ……....…………. TWO ………………… THREEE!!!"
JIVE: "AGAIN!"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File getting his shoulder up!! The fans began cheering Shawn Hart, but now are sitting back down … and I think they’re as stunned as the World Heavyweight champion that File kicked out!"
JIVE: "Shawn Hart can win the End Game battle royal … but he can’t hold down Peter File for three seconds!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart sits up and looks around … the fans are beginning to get back on their feet!"
JULIUS: "This is like Sunday mass…. Stand, sit, stand, sit, kneel…"
JIVE: "Peter File was always a fan of Mass… you know he used to be an altar boy…"
GHEORGHE: "Do I even want to know where this is heading?"
JIVE: "Oh yea … File was always attentive to the needs of his priest…."
JULIUS: "…"
JIVE: "Get the wine … ring the bells .. he even went as far as taking communion anally!"
GHEORGHE: "Nick!"
JIVE: "Our father .. who art in heaven … thy kingdom came all over him."
GHEORGHE: "Oh my …."
JULIUS: "…"
GHEORGHE: "The World Heavyweight champion … he’s on his feet …. The fans chanting his name …. AND I THINK HE’s SETTING UP FOR THE HART ATTACK!"
JIVE: "I think you’re going to have one by the end of the night…"
GHEORGHE: "Hart grabbing Peter File … he brings him to his feet ……….. BUT FILE SWINGS OUT OF IT!! FILE GRABBING HART’s HEAD ……… AND HE HITS THE REVERSE BULLDOG!!! ONE ………………. TWO ………………. THREE!!!!!"
JULIUS: "The Champ kicked out!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart kicked out and Peter File almost stole the victory here tonight!"
JIVE: "But can he capitalize on it?!"
GHEORGHE: "Peter File lying on his back … Hart on his back ……"
CROWD: "LET’s GO HART! LET’s GO HART!"
GHEORGHE: "The fans are trying to motivate the World Heavyweight champion …. And I think it may be working! Shawn Hart just rolled onto his stomach ….. and he pushes himself up!"
JIVE: "It’s a long, slow way to his feet right now … Hart’s only on his knees."
JULIUS: "…"
JIVE: "What?"
GHEORGHE: "AND THE WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION GRABS THE ROPES AND GETS TO HIS FEET!!!"
JIVE: "Peter File still down! This match is about as good as over, Gheorghe!"
GHEORGHE: "The Phenom … Shawn Hart … he reaches down and grabs the lifeless body of Peter File …. And HE HOISTS HIM UP FOR THE TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!"
JULIUS: "WHY … Why must you torture me, Hart?!"
GHEORGHE: "WAIT A MINUTE!!!! PETER FILE …. FILE STRUGGLING ……… AND HE HAS HART WOBBLING!"
JIVE: "One could say that having Shawn Hart’s crotch in his face reinvigorated the Sultan of Twat!"
GHEORGHE: "PETER FILE KICKING HIS LEGS ….. AND HE BRIDGES SHAWN HART BACK!"
JULIUS: "No! No! No! NO!"
(SFX: The fans groan!)
GHEORGHE: "MY LORD!!! FILE HAS HART BRIDGED ….."
JIVE: "He’s trying to 69!!!"
GHEORGHE: "File lifting his head …. And he looks absolutely ecstatic!!!!"
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE!!!!)
GHEORGHE: "HART!!!! HART IS USING ALL THE STRENGTH IN HIS BODY AND HE PULLS FILE BACK UP!!!! TOMBSTONE PILEDRIVER!!!!!"
JULIUS: "Is it safe to look?"
JIVE: "Shawn Hart managed to get his weight planted and lifted File off the mat and back into position for the Tombstone!"
GHEORGHE: "Hart with the cover ….. ONE …………………… TWO ………………………. THREEE!!!!!"
JIVE: "File’s done!"
GHEORGHE: "What a fini…."
(SFX: FANS EXPLODE!)
GHEORGHE: "WHAT?!"
JULIUS: "File got the shoulder up!!!!"
GHEORGHE: "How in the hell did Peter File manage to get out!"
JIVE: "He wants more of the World Heavyweight champion that’s how!"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart slamming his palms repeatedly into the mat ……."
(SFX: Fans pop!)
GHEORGHE: "AND NOW HE’s ON HIS FEET IN THE CORNER! SHAWN HART IS CALLING FOR THE EL CODO EXPLOSIVO!"
JIVE: "The climax is near for Peter File…."
GHEORGHE: "Hart gripping onto the ropes so hard his knuckles are turning white…. All he has to do is wait for File to get to his feet!"
JULIUS: "He may be there for hours!"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart waiting … patiently for Peter File!"
(SFX: The fans begin to cause a commotion..)
JULIUS: "What the hell is going on over there…"
(The fans from Hart’s right side begin to turn and look back as two men charge through the crowd.)
GHEORGHE: "Who is that?! WAIT!! That’s Adrian Willard!"
JIVE: "And the pervert guy!"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart has no clue that they are coming through the audience! Hart still waiting for File to get up …. AND WILLARD AND FREAK HOP OVER THE BARRIER!"
JULIUS: "Hart’s clueless! Willard just pushed the ring attendant out of his chair.. he has the World Heavyweight championship!"
JIVE: "Peter File is moving!"
GHEORGHE: "Shawn Hart starting to move out of the corner …. And he’s gearing his leg for the El Codo Explosivo … BUT ADRIAN WILLARD SLIDES INTO THE RING WITH THE BELT!"
JULIUS: "What is he doing?!"
GHEORGHE: "HART!!! HART TURNS AROUND!!!"
JULIUS: "Just in time to be clocked in the face with the World Heavyweight championship belt!!!"
GHEORGHE: "THE REFEREE SEES IT …. AND HE’s CALLING FOR THE BELL!!!"
(SFX: Bell rings. The crowd begins to jeer heavily as Willard and Freak stand over Shawn Hart.)
JIVE: "He took his head off with the belt! Look at that little Puerto Rican Freak getting in the ring and kicking Shawn Hart in the ribs!"
GHEORGHE: "Willard… "The Prophecy" … driving his knees to into Hart’s face. SOMEONE GET HIM OUT OF HERE!"
(SFX: Bell continues ringing….)
JULIUS: "The referee has disqualified Peter File thanks to Adrian Willard!"
GHEORGHE: "Who cares about that right now! We need security down here! Shawn Hart still has to wrestle in the main event of Sin City Showdown!"
JIVE: "Willard dragged Hart to the ropes …. He’s tying his arms up in it!"
JULIUS: "Peter File getting to his feet … and Willard sends him over the top rope with the clothesline!"
(SFX: CRACK~! CRACK~! The jeers from the crowd begin to overcome the announcer’s.)
GHEORGHE: "WILLARD WITH REPEATED SHOTS TO THE FACE WITH THE BELT … HART IS BUSTED OPEN!"
JULIUS: "Now he’s signaling for a microphone…. And that Freak also getting one."
(The camera cuts to Adrian Willard in the ring, he drops the championship in front of Shawn Hart, who’s eyes are shooting through the blood and into "the Prophecy.")
WILLARD: "I warned you all.. I warned you last week … I warned during the course of this show. I told you that I would come for Shawn Hart. You didn’t believe me.. because, in Las Vegas, you are all too thick, dense and brainless."
(SFX: The heat from the crowd could incinerate flesh in an instant.)
FREAK: "I warned all you bitches; I told you all we are coming, I told that bitch last night I was cumming… she didn’t’ believe me till I popped my white shot on her face. Just like Hart-boy here got fucking popped in the face."
GHEORGHE: "Is this really necessary?! Where the hell is security!"
WILLARD: "I brought you a Prophecy, I told you what I have foreseen.. this very event, at this very time. I warned you Hart…."
GHEORGHE: "SHAWN HART IS TRYING TO GET OUT OF THE ROPES!"
JULIUS: "I think he has an arm free!"
GHEORGHE: "AND WILLARD HITS HIM AGAIN, THIS TIME WITH THE MIRCOPHONE!"
FREAK: "Sit the fuck down!"
WILLARD: "Now, you may not have liked what you have seen.. you may not agree with what I have done, but it had to be so. This championship needs a better class of wrestler, and I just showed Shawn Hart what is in store for his future."
(SFX: The crowd continues to jeer heavily.)
WILLARD: "It’s been….envisioned…."
FREAK: "AND WE DON’T GIVE A FUCK IF YOU DON’T LIKE IT!"
(Freak and Willard toss down their microphones and exit the ring as the referee helps Hart out of the ropes.)
GHEORGHE: "OH SURE! NOW THEY COME!"
(The first batch of security rush past Willard and Freak and head to the ring … the second batch stop, grab them by the arms, and forcibly remove them from the ringside area as the fans begin to pelt the two men with trash.)
JIVE: "I can’t believe it! Shawn Hart is bloodied in the ring … and Peter File just got robbed by Adrian Willard and Freak!"
GHEORGHE: "You better believe that File will get his chance again …. And that Willard and Freak will be NOWHERE near them."
JULIUS: "Hart grabs the championship ... and he lifts it in the air!"
(SFX: Fans orgasm as Hart holds the belt above his head..)
LINKS: "Ladies and gentlemen…. The winner of this match … by disqualification …. And STILL NEW ERA of WRESTLING WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION ……"
(CUEUP: "Nobody Does It Better" by Carly Simon.)
LINKS: "SHAWN … JESSICA … HART …. PEE AYCH DEE!"
(SFX: The fans begin to chant "HART! HART!" As the World Heavyweight champion begins to leave the ring.)
GHEORGHE: "What a night!! Thank you ALL for tuning into New ERA Destrucity II …. We urge you to stay with us … because in just a little while … Empire Pro .. New ERA of Wrestling … go ONE on ONE … right here at the MGM Grand Garden Arena …. For Sin City Showdown!"
(The camera begins to fade out as Shawn Hart walks up the ramp under his own power. He tosses the New ERA World Heavyweight championship over his shoulder, turns to the arena crowd, and tosses his hands in the air, his pearly whites shining through his bloodied face.)
